MediaLine Anchor Latest Victim of Dog Attack

Roy Hobbs · Mar 5th 2012, 05:33 PM

Sure, Tripe Face thinks all Huskies are stunning, but I wasn't too pleased when Kaia the Husky jumped up and ate a third of my Chicago Italian Beef last night! Damn dog even ate two of the three hot peppers on top.

Clever Login Name · Mar 6th 2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Roy Hobbs

Kaia the Husky jumped up and ate a third of my Chicago Italian Beef last night!

God, I hope that's not a euphemism.

Roy Hobbs · Mar 6th 2012, 11:56 AM

It shouldn't be. I'm only one-quarter Italian.

The Mockingbird · Mar 6th 2012, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Roy Hobbs

Kaia the Husky jumped up and ate a third of my Chicago Italian Beef last night!

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Originally Posted by Clever Login Name

God, I hope that's not a euphemism.

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Originally Posted by Roy Hobbs

It shouldn't be. I'm only one-quarter Italian.

Well, sure you are.

Now...

Roy Hobbs · Mar 6th 2012, 12:04 PM

LOL

The Mockingbird · Mar 6th 2012, 12:51 PM

In a related story, it was Frank Vascellaro's Husky that ate my 1990's pager.

Not a euphemism.

Roy Hobbs · Mar 7th 2012, 04:13 PM

Pager? I only walk her!

The Mockingbird · Mar 13th 2012, 11:44 AM

Looks like someone needs to do some touchup paint work...

Roy Hobbs · Mar 13th 2012, 05:57 PM

Don't remind me. As it is I have to take the garbage out in a couple minutes before heading back home to my humble hovel on the south side of the Cheddar Curtain.

The Mockingbird · Mar 14th 2012, 04:12 AM

I made a conscious decision a few years back to let a management company take care of the maintenance/lawncare issues. Fact is, I am not good with that kind of thing, so it's better (for me) to pay someone else to do it than to do it myself.

Turns out that I am actually good at cooking, though. (Who would have thought?) So, I eat out less these days. And I stopped having everything dry cleaned now that I have a steam washer and dryer that can do the exact same function.

Roy Hobbs · Mar 14th 2012, 07:21 PM

Impressive.

Do you have a good roller for dog hair? Some people follow the Iditarod...I leave the future Mrs. Hobbs' house every night looking like I got mugged by one of the sled dogs...

Roy Hobbs · Mar 25th 2012, 08:20 PM

Tonight's post dinner doggie snatch consisted of two cans of grape juice knocked to the floor and an entire box of Mahtzos consumed.

So much for the ecumenical service the future Mrs. hoped to attend tomorrow with eats in tow.

Mom · Mar 26th 2012, 03:41 AM

If he drank the grape juice, look for purple pee.

Roy Hobbs · Mar 26th 2012, 08:06 AM

Nah, the grape juice was in cans and survived. By the way, not only the mahtzos but the box they were in was also consumed.

The Mockingbird · Apr 6th 2012, 10:03 AM

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Nah, the grape juice was in cans and survived. By the way, not only the mahtzos but the box they were in was also consumed.

Being partially of German-American descent, I wanted to let you know that my Jew Detector was flashing helle Grün, because I know a Seder when I see one.

Seriously, though, I totally need a ritual excuse to eat hard-boiled eggs, I love those things.

Roy Hobbs · Apr 6th 2012, 09:32 PM

Seder? I haven't even married her!

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Roy Hobbs Open Line Effete Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between Gil, The Thrill and Kurtis, Bill Posts: 22,303	It shouldn't be. I'm only one-quarter Italian.

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Roy Hobbs Open Line Effete Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between Gil, The Thrill and Kurtis, Bill Posts: 22,303	LOL

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The Mockingbird SECRET NO/FORN Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: An Orbiter Posts: 16,669	In a related story, it was Frank Vascellaro's Husky that ate my 1990's pager. Not a euphemism.

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The Mockingbird SECRET NO/FORN Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: An Orbiter Posts: 16,669	Looks like someone needs to do some touchup paint work...

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Roy Hobbs Open Line Effete Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between Gil, The Thrill and Kurtis, Bill Posts: 22,303	Don't remind me. As it is I have to take the garbage out in a couple minutes before heading back home to my humble hovel on the south side of the Cheddar Curtain.

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The Mockingbird SECRET NO/FORN Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: An Orbiter Posts: 16,669	I made a conscious decision a few years back to let a management company take care of the maintenance/lawncare issues. Fact is, I am not good with that kind of thing, so it's better (for me) to pay someone else to do it than to do it myself. Turns out that I am actually good at cooking, though. (Who would have thought?) So, I eat out less these days. And I stopped having everything dry cleaned now that I have a steam washer and dryer that can do the exact same function.

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Roy Hobbs Open Line Effete Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between Gil, The Thrill and Kurtis, Bill Posts: 22,303	Nah, the grape juice was in cans and survived. By the way, not only the mahtzos but the box they were in was also consumed.

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Roy Hobbs Open Line Effete Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Between Gil, The Thrill and Kurtis, Bill Posts: 22,303	Seder? I haven't even married her!