Tequila drinks

Mr. Rugen · Jul 6th 2010, 03:58 PM

Just got back from Mexican cruise. While there I bought a bottle of tequila. Does anyone have a good recipe that isn't a margarita or tequila sunrise? Margaritas are a pain and there's too much sugar in orange juice.

News Is Broken · Jul 6th 2010, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

Just got back from Mexican cruise. While there I bought a bottle of tequila. Does anyone have a good recipe that isn't a margarita or tequila sunrise? Margaritas are a pain and there's too much sugar in orange juice.

Yes. It's very complicated so pay attention.

Pour tequila into shotglass.
Consume.
Chase with favorite beer.
Repeat as necessary.

Mr. Rugen · Jul 6th 2010, 04:06 PM

I'm not trying to get drunk, I just want to enjoy a drink tonight while the wife and I watch a movie.

News Is Broken · Jul 6th 2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

I'm not trying to get drunk, I just want to enjoy a drink tonight while the wife and I watch a movie.

Omit the repeat as necessary part then. Sheesh. Killjoy.

ISTHISTHINGON? · Jul 6th 2010, 04:24 PM

Bravo Bull.
2 parts Teq.
1 part Kahlua

Serve on the rocks.

Judge · Jul 6th 2010, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

Just got back from Mexican cruise. While there I bought a bottle of tequila. Does anyone have a good recipe that isn't a margarita or tequila sunrise? Margaritas are a pain and there's too much sugar in orange juice.

Gin and Tonic

-Pour Top shelf gin in glass
-Add tonic
-squeeze lime

-Put bottle of Tequila in garbage, or dark rear corner of cabinet, forget.

Mr. Rugen · Jul 6th 2010, 05:29 PM

That is just not very helpful at all.

I got some amaretto and 7-up and mixed it with the tequila.
I also marinated my sausage in tequila.

Ping-Pong Ball · Jul 6th 2010, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

I also marinated my sausage in tequila.

Anything to get Mrs. Rugen to swallow the worm.

Mighty Dyckerson · Jul 6th 2010, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

I also marinated my sausage in tequila.

That's what killed Jimmy Dean.

Sultanosurf · Jul 6th 2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mighty Dyckerson

That's what killed Jimmy Dean.

Enuf Patron, you're singin' to the... big bad john...

Desert Rat · Jul 6th 2010, 09:34 PM

Could have saved yourself the grief Rugen by just googling "Tequila mixed drinks"

but since you didn't....

May I suggest the "Tony Romo"...

Pour 3 oz of Tequila.....oopsss....

Get broom and dustpan to clean glass from off the floor...

BadgerWXman · Jul 7th 2010, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Judge

Gin and Tonic

-Pour Top shelf gin in glass
-Add tonic
-squeeze lime

-Put bottle of Tequila in garbage

east coast producer · Jul 7th 2010, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Rugen

Just got back from Mexican cruise. While there I bought a bottle of tequila.

What fruit flavor is your tequila?

Mr. Rugen · Jul 7th 2010, 06:15 AM

Ambrosia.
Thanks for the advice, Desert Rat. I had already tried searching tequila drinks but, since I'm not much of a drinker, the recipes themselves didn't make much sense to me. I thought some personal recommendations might work better.

Clever Login Name · Jul 7th 2010, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Desert Rat

Could have saved yourself the grief Rugen by just googling "Tequila mixed drinks"

but since you didn't....

May I suggest the "Tony Romo"...

Pour 3 oz of Tequila.....oopsss....

Get broom and dustpan to clean glass from off the floor...

What about the Cowboys Playoff Dream? Two oz of tequila with a splash of water, except that instead of adding water, you just cry into the glass.

Sigonfile · Jul 7th 2010, 07:05 AM

Phillipe, the gardener suggest:

"El Pinot Grande Snoozle"
"Brain Killer"

How to Make a Brain Pain Killer

Pour vodka, Jose Cuervo gold tequila, mezcal and creme de bananes into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Brain Pain Killer Ingredients
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Mezcal
1 oz Creme de Bananes

Mr. Rugen · Jul 7th 2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Clever Login Name

What about the Cowboys Playoff Dream? Two oz of tequila with a splash of water, except that instead of adding water, you just cry into the glass.

Yeah, the Giants went a lot farther in the playoffs last year, didn't they? Eli Manning should ask Flock of Seagulls about what it's like being a one-hit wonder.

Clever Login Name · Jul 7th 2010, 07:36 AM

One hit? That's one more than Tony has ...

Tripe Face · Jul 7th 2010, 07:51 AM

Go to liquor store, buy a bottle of premixed margaritas. Take home, add tequila and ice and drink.

If THAT's too complicated, I worry about your ability to turn on the DVD player so you and Mrs. Rugen can watch "Freaky Friday"

Chief Engineer · Jul 7th 2010, 08:12 AM

Buy 100% blue agave tequila - anejo. Pour into glass. Enjoy.

Sigonfile · Jul 7th 2010, 11:31 AM

How did you leave Mexico with contraband? You must have come through the hole in the fence to avoid Customs. They wouldn't even let me bring back some "vanilla" a few years ago. I even declared it and the still took it.

Mr. Rugen · Jul 7th 2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sigonfile

How did you leave Mexico with contraband? You must have come through the hole in the fence to avoid Customs. They wouldn't even let me bring back some "vanilla" a few years ago. I even declared it and the still took it.

I don't know. Maybe I didn't act like an *******.

Mr. Rugen · Jul 7th 2010, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Clever Login Name

One hit? That's one more than Tony has ...

Yep. One hit. A flash in the pan. Eli will never again taste victory, while Tony's best years are still ahead of him.

News Is Broken · Jul 7th 2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sigonfile

How did you leave Mexico with contraband? You must have come through the hole in the fence to avoid Customs. They wouldn't even let me bring back some "vanilla" a few years ago. I even declared it and the still took it.

Well honestly, they were doing you a favor. You could get your ass kicked these days just for being seen in public with a Vanilla Ice CD.

Jul 6th 2010, 03:58 PM	#1
Mr. Rugen Karate Expert Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Machine Posts: 14,651	Tequila drinks Just got back from Mexican cruise. While there I bought a bottle of tequila. Does anyone have a good recipe that isn't a margarita or tequila sunrise? Margaritas are a pain and there's too much sugar in orange juice. __________________ Shut your whole mouth when you're talking about Mighty Dyckerson.

Jul 6th 2010, 04:06 PM	#3
Mr. Rugen Karate Expert Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Machine Posts: 14,651	I'm not trying to get drunk, I just want to enjoy a drink tonight while the wife and I watch a movie. __________________ Shut your whole mouth when you're talking about Mighty Dyckerson.

Jul 6th 2010, 04:24 PM	#5
ISTHISTHINGON? "Livin' B-e-a-utiful" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The MOMMY-DADDY Button Posts: 5,617	Bravo Bull. 2 parts Teq. 1 part Kahlua Serve on the rocks. __________________ " I quit the band, now I just play with myself "

Jul 6th 2010, 05:29 PM	#7
Mr. Rugen Karate Expert Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Machine Posts: 14,651	That is just not very helpful at all. I got some amaretto and 7-up and mixed it with the tequila. I also marinated my sausage in tequila. __________________ Shut your whole mouth when you're talking about Mighty Dyckerson.

Jul 7th 2010, 06:15 AM	#14
Mr. Rugen Karate Expert Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The Machine Posts: 14,651	Ambrosia. Thanks for the advice, Desert Rat. I had already tried searching tequila drinks but, since I'm not much of a drinker, the recipes themselves didn't make much sense to me. I thought some personal recommendations might work better. __________________ Shut your whole mouth when you're talking about Mighty Dyckerson.

Jul 6th 2010, 09:34 PM	#11
Desert Rat Open Line Elite Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere Posts: 6,702	Could have saved yourself the grief Rugen by just googling "Tequila mixed drinks" but since you didn't.... May I suggest the "Tony Romo"... Pour 3 oz of Tequila.....oopsss.... Get broom and dustpan to clean glass from off the floor...

Jul 7th 2010, 07:05 AM	#16
Sigonfile Open Line Consultant Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Holendafence, Arizona Posts: 4,221	Phillipe, the gardener suggest: "El Pinot Grande Snoozle" "Brain Killer" How to Make a Brain Pain Killer Pour vodka, Jose Cuervo gold tequila, mezcal and creme de bananes into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Brain Pain Killer Ingredients 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Tequila 1 oz Mezcal 1 oz Creme de Bananes __________________ "The world will not end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia"

Jul 7th 2010, 07:36 AM	#18
Clever Login Name You Know I'm Right Join Date: May 2004 Location: Santa Poco, Mexico Posts: 12,031	One hit? That's one more than Tony has ... __________________ "Look at my posts. They point to bad behavior on the right ..." -- bucky

Jul 7th 2010, 07:51 AM	#19
Tripe Face MediaLine CEO Emeritus Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In the know Posts: 21,376	Go to liquor store, buy a bottle of premixed margaritas. Take home, add tequila and ice and drink. If THAT's too complicated, I worry about your ability to turn on the DVD player so you and Mrs. Rugen can watch "Freaky Friday" __________________ "I'm the ridiculous one." New York'rr Nov. 2010 "Please, I would advise you not to take any advice from me." Produce Man Jan. 2011

Jul 7th 2010, 08:12 AM	#20
Chief Engineer Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: AZ Posts: 120	Buy 100% blue agave tequila - anejo. Pour into glass. Enjoy. __________________ "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." -- Satchel Paige

Jul 7th 2010, 11:31 AM	#21
Sigonfile Open Line Consultant Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Holendafence, Arizona Posts: 4,221	How did you leave Mexico with contraband? You must have come through the hole in the fence to avoid Customs. They wouldn't even let me bring back some "vanilla" a few years ago. I even declared it and the still took it. __________________ "The world will not end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia"

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