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It appears they killed the previous thread. So here goes.
America still produces more goods than any other country. |
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The punishment for Treason in ancient China was extermination of one's entire family.
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A Bit Off Center
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Final Touch put blueing in its formula for extra whiteness.
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Enjoy the veal! Be sure to tip your weatherman! |
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The main ingredient in most dry pet food is corn.
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The FDIC "is backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government."
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If all the cans of Spam ever eaten were put end-to-end, they would circle the globe at least ten times.
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A Bit Off Center
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The number zero can never be a prime number. It cannot be divided by itself.
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SECRET NO/FORN
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Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.
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Wisconsin Professional Wrestling...live and local! Huzzah! (Oh, and find me on Facebook & Twitter, too.) |
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If you have a sexually transmitted disease, you need to tell your partner.
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MediaLine Master
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According to the U.S. Department of Energy, driving at the speed limit is not only safer -- it's also more energy efficient.
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A Bit Off Center
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White and red paint makes pink.
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I didn't know there were that many people in Hawaii.
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Shut your whole mouth when you're talking about Mighty Dyckerson. |
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MediaLine Master
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Remember a simple rule of thumb: righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
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With mortgage rates and home prices at record lows, the housing market is ripe for first-time home buyers and homeowners looking to trade up.
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A Bit Off Center
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Cowboys in Australia spin their lassos the opposite direction from American cowboys.
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MediaLine Master
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Encourage your children to get active by playing sports or riding their bikes.
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With economical ingredients and some creative recipes, you can entertain your friends on the cheap.
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A Bit Off Center
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Surveys of cannibals found that they consider the rump the best part.
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Most countries consider soccer their national pastime.
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"Only narcissists quote themselves." -tater |
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The latest State Department travel warning is for Yemen.
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I'm bringin' sexy back
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The first Jell-O flavors were raspberry, lemon, orange, and strawberry.
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-News is Broken All mouth and no stones New York'rr chickens out of a simple bet. "Mr. Broken is being a bad boy." - Traffic Goddess |
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MediaLine Master
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...57% of people say that the economy has affected their ability to take care of their health.
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The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat.
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So, this guy walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom is a *****. |
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A Bit Off Center
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43% of the same respondents say that the economy has affected their ability to take care of their wealth.
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