UConn Stops Rape

ewink · Feb 8th 2009, 12:10 PM

http://alert.uconn.edu/

Thank GOD for the UConn alert system. In case it goes away before you read it. Here it is quoted, followed by a screen shot to prove I am not making this s**t up.

Quote:

UCONN Police Reporting a Suspicious Occurrence and Safety Alert:On 2/7/09 at approximately 6:35 PM a suspicious incident occurred at Hilltop Apartments, in the parking lot between the Beard and French buildings. A male approached a female from the opposite direction and came up within several feet of her personal space. The female turned around and left the area. The male walked away in the opposite direction. The male did not say anything or make physical contact with the female. The intention of the male is unknown. Description as follows: a white male 6’ 0” with shoulder length brown hair wearing a red or brown cloth jacket and jeans. Male described as older than college age. The male had a round face and large build.
If you have any information or witnessed the incident please call UConn Police at 486-4800. As always, you are encouraged to travel in groups at night and in well lit areas. Please notify police of any suspicious activity to police immediately.

Yes. A MAN walked near a WOMAN and they issued a campus alert about it. What exactly would campus police do if they found this guy anyway? Charge him with obstructing a walkway?!

Edit: Spike, where exactly do you go to school and how long is your hair?

Spike · Feb 8th 2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ewink

Edit: Spike, where exactly do you go to school and how long is your hair?

I have finished school, and my hair is now short for the corporate world.

Mighty Dyckerson · Feb 8th 2009, 02:03 PM

With a wang as enormous as mine, I can't get within 20 feet of a chick without risking a rape charge. Am I right people??!!

Roy Hobbs · Feb 8th 2009, 06:01 PM

I'm afraid not, Poop Joke. Nor funny.

Kace · Feb 8th 2009, 06:31 PM

Yeah, but can they continue to stop all comers on the basketball court?

BadgerWXman · Feb 9th 2009, 02:06 AM

newz2me · Feb 9th 2009, 04:26 PM

"A male aproached a female from the opposite direction and came within several feet of her personal space. The female turned around and left the area. The male walked away in the opposite direction."

Funny. It sounds like just another day for your average, akward 12 year old boy.

Sigonfile · Feb 10th 2009, 09:50 AM

Wow, and D-Con kills roaches dead!

Mighty Dyckerson · Feb 10th 2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Roy Hobbs

I'm afraid not, Poop Joke. Nor funny.

YOU'RE lecturing ME on funny??! That's like taking acting lessons from Tony Danza.

Feb 8th 2009, 06:31 PM	#5
Kace Hotter Than World 2 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Planet Posts: 30,141	Yeah, but can they continue to stop all comers on the basketball court? __________________ Will rule the World for a snack

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Sigonfile Open Line Consultant Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Holendafence, Arizona Posts: 4,221	Wow, and D-Con kills roaches dead! __________________ "The world will not end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia"

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