Snapple "Real Fact" of the Moment

east coast producer · Feb 4th 2009, 03:09 PM

In honor of s'news and the other old folk who religiously post Parade magazine factoids every week, I thought I'd start this thread to share Snapple's impressive wisdom and knowledge... and you don't even have to buy a newspaper!

"Real Fact" #369
On Valentine's Day, there is no charge to get married in the Empire State Building's chapel.

Any takers??? Hush?? Revree??? Kace???

Lazlo Toth · Feb 4th 2009, 03:30 PM

Is that what they mean by "taking the leap"?

Spike · Feb 4th 2009, 04:07 PM

Real Fact #004:

Snapple is made from goat urine.

s'news · Feb 4th 2009, 04:51 PM

This has the makings of a fabulous thread.

Spike · Feb 4th 2009, 05:32 PM

Real Fact #22:

Snapple contains no more than 30 insect parts per 10 milliliters.

ISTHISTHINGON? · Feb 4th 2009, 06:02 PM

There's a chapel in the ESB?
I need to brush up on some my architechure knowledge!

Feb 4th 2009, 06:02 PM

Real Fact #45:
Snapple is made by Meredith Viera squeezing the juice from her earwax.

The Thrill · Feb 4th 2009, 06:03 PM

Real Fact #27:

If you leave a bottle of tea-flavored Snapple in a voting booth, it will vote McCain.

s'news · Feb 4th 2009, 06:48 PM

This thread is developing nicely.

east coast producer · Feb 4th 2009, 06:54 PM

I hope each and every one of you develop excessive ear hair.

Spike · Feb 4th 2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head Janitor

Real Fact #45:
Snapple is made by Meredith Viera squeezing the juice from her earwax.

Quote:

Originally Posted by east coast producer

I hope each and every one of you develop excessive ear hair.

Real Fact #057:

Snapple contains no more than 6 ear hairs per 10 milliliters.

east coast producer · Feb 4th 2009, 07:04 PM

Actual bottle cap:

"Real Fact" #138

Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee.

Tripe Face · Feb 4th 2009, 08:02 PM

Snapple Fact #693

Chuck Norris trembles in fear and passes out when anyone mentions Michele Obama in his presence. Bill Barsky just wets his pants and sobs quietly.

Chartsengrafs · Feb 5th 2009, 12:34 AM

Snapple fact #543

It's called an orbiter.

tater · Feb 5th 2009, 12:37 AM

Snapple Fact #173

There is no apple juice in snapple...it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote.

DW · Feb 5th 2009, 02:39 AM

Snapple Fact #334:

Drinking this will backfire on the deperate dems.

Fact #335:

I agree with Fact #334.

tater · Feb 5th 2009, 02:50 AM

Fact #336

Hitler.

Cobra Commander · Feb 5th 2009, 08:11 AM

Fact #456

"Rio" is Duran Duran's most popular album.

Spike · Feb 5th 2009, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cobra Commander

Fact #456

"Rio" is Duran Duran's most popular album.

Real Fact #95:

Snapple does not contain Rio by Duran Duran, but it does contain sand from New Jersey beaches contaminated with medical waste.

tater · Feb 5th 2009, 08:22 AM

Real Fact #412

Snapple determined the answer to the abortion issue, gay marriage, and who would win in a Bill Brasky-Chuck Norris fight.

Spike · Feb 5th 2009, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tater

Real Fact #412

Snapple determined the answer to the abortion issue, gay marriage, and who would win in a Bill Brasky-Chuck Norris fight.

Real Fact #413:

Snapple contains biological material related to the abortion issue, gay marriage and a Bill Brasky-Chuck Norris fight.

Clever Login Name · Feb 5th 2009, 08:52 AM

Real Fact #775:

It's not widely known, but Lorne Greene bathes in Snapple nearly every day.

News Is Broken · Feb 5th 2009, 09:24 AM

Real Fact #2. Deleting a thread I first-posted with Real Fact #1 is unsportsmanlike and deserving of a permanent, lifelong ban.

Real Fact #1. Snapple tastes so bad it should be named Crapple.

DW · Feb 5th 2009, 09:38 AM

Real fact # 666:

Georgia Reporters start their day with a refreshing glass of sweet tea. Not Snapple.

Spike · Feb 5th 2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clever Login Name

Real Fact #775:

It's not widely known, but Lorne Greene bathes in Snapple nearly every day.

Before it's bottled and sold to the public.

Feb 4th 2009, 06:03 PM	#8
The Thrill Super Bowl XLV Photog Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin Posts: 7,700	Real Fact #27: If you leave a bottle of tea-flavored Snapple in a voting booth, it will vote McCain. __________________ Wisconsin Professional Wrestling...live and local! Huzzah! (Oh, and find me on Facebook & Twitter, too.)

Feb 5th 2009, 12:37 AM	#15
tater Medialine Smack Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: From A Bunker Posts: 8,914	Snapple Fact #173 There is no apple juice in snapple...it's nothing but carrot juice and peyote. __________________ "Only narcissists quote themselves." -tater

Feb 5th 2009, 02:39 AM	#16
DW Open Line Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Here Posts: 2,567	Snapple Fact #334: Drinking this will backfire on the deperate dems. Fact #335: I agree with Fact #334. __________________ Hello everybody. Goodnight everybody. Thank god. I don't know how many times during sex I've thought, "Gee, I sure wish there were an artificial product that would make this vagina more invigorating." -Spike Seriously, the rest of the liberals here on MediaLine (and the world frankly) will do quite fine if you go back to flipping burgers and stay the hell off the internet. -Tripe Face

Feb 5th 2009, 08:22 AM	#20
tater Medialine Smack Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: From A Bunker Posts: 8,914	Real Fact #412 Snapple determined the answer to the abortion issue, gay marriage, and who would win in a Bill Brasky-Chuck Norris fight. __________________ "Only narcissists quote themselves." -tater

Feb 5th 2009, 09:24 AM	#23
News Is Broken I'm bringin' sexy back Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Tagg Romney's basement Posts: 15,820	Real Fact #2. Deleting a thread I first-posted with Real Fact #1 is unsportsmanlike and deserving of a permanent, lifelong ban. Real Fact #1. Snapple tastes so bad it should be named Crapple. __________________ -News is Broken All mouth and no stones New York'rr chickens out of a simple bet. "Mr. Broken is being a bad boy." - Traffic Goddess

Feb 4th 2009, 03:09 PM	#1
east coast producer Non-Inclusive Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: new york city Posts: 6,963	Snapple "Real Fact" of the Moment In honor of s'news and the other old folk who religiously post Parade magazine factoids every week, I thought I'd start this thread to share Snapple's impressive wisdom and knowledge... and you don't even have to buy a newspaper! "Real Fact" #369 On Valentine's Day, there is no charge to get married in the Empire State Building's chapel. Any takers??? Hush?? Revree??? Kace???

Feb 4th 2009, 03:30 PM	#2
Lazlo Toth Open Line Elitist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 18,631	Is that what they mean by "taking the leap"? __________________ "The Dude abides."

Feb 4th 2009, 04:07 PM	#3
Spike Open Line Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Location Posts: 15,077	Real Fact #004: Snapple is made from goat urine. __________________ Cleopatra 2525

Feb 4th 2009, 04:51 PM	#4
s'news MediaLine Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 25,760	This has the makings of a fabulous thread.

Feb 4th 2009, 05:32 PM	#5
Spike Open Line Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Location Posts: 15,077	Real Fact #22: Snapple contains no more than 30 insect parts per 10 milliliters. __________________ Cleopatra 2525

Feb 4th 2009, 06:02 PM	#6
ISTHISTHINGON? "Livin' B-e-a-utiful" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The MOMMY-DADDY Button Posts: 5,617	There's a chapel in the ESB? I need to brush up on some my architechure knowledge! __________________ " I quit the band, now I just play with myself "

Feb 4th 2009, 06:02 PM	#7
Head Janitor Guest Posts: n/a	Real Fact #45: Snapple is made by Meredith Viera squeezing the juice from her earwax.

Feb 4th 2009, 06:48 PM	#9
s'news MediaLine Master Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 25,760	This thread is developing nicely.

Feb 4th 2009, 06:54 PM	#10
east coast producer Non-Inclusive Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: new york city Posts: 6,963	I hope each and every one of you develop excessive ear hair.

Feb 4th 2009, 07:04 PM	#12
east coast producer Non-Inclusive Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: new york city Posts: 6,963	Actual bottle cap: "Real Fact" #138 Hawaii is the only U.S. state that grows coffee.

Feb 4th 2009, 08:02 PM	#13
Tripe Face MediaLine CEO Emeritus Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In the know Posts: 21,376	Snapple Fact #693 Chuck Norris trembles in fear and passes out when anyone mentions Michele Obama in his presence. Bill Barsky just wets his pants and sobs quietly. __________________ "I'm the ridiculous one." New York'rr Nov. 2010 "Please, I would advise you not to take any advice from me." Produce Man Jan. 2011

Feb 5th 2009, 12:34 AM	#14
Chartsengrafs Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: close to home Posts: 631	Snapple fact #543 It's called an orbiter.

Feb 5th 2009, 02:50 AM	#17
tater Medialine Smack Talker Join Date: May 2005 Location: From A Bunker Posts: 8,914	Fact #336 Hitler. __________________ "Only narcissists quote themselves." -tater

Feb 5th 2009, 08:11 AM	#18
Cobra Commander Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: south Florida Posts: 771	Fact #456 "Rio" is Duran Duran's most popular album.

Feb 5th 2009, 08:52 AM	#22
Clever Login Name You Know I'm Right Join Date: May 2004 Location: Santa Poco, Mexico Posts: 12,031	Real Fact #775: It's not widely known, but Lorne Greene bathes in Snapple nearly every day. __________________ "Look at my posts. They point to bad behavior on the right ..." -- bucky

Feb 5th 2009, 09:38 AM	#24
DW Open Line Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Here Posts: 2,567	Real fact # 666: Georgia Reporters start their day with a refreshing glass of sweet tea. Not Snapple. __________________ Hello everybody. Goodnight everybody. Thank god. I don't know how many times during sex I've thought, "Gee, I sure wish there were an artificial product that would make this vagina more invigorating." -Spike Seriously, the rest of the liberals here on MediaLine (and the world frankly) will do quite fine if you go back to flipping burgers and stay the hell off the internet. -Tripe Face

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