Merry Christmas You Suckers

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Click to hear a youtube version of the 1962 Song by Paddy Roberts


Song Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, you suckers, you miserable men
That old festive season is with you again
You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk
and from here to New Year, you'll be drunk as a skunk

Merry Christmas, you suckers, it's perfectly clear
that you fall for it all a bit sooner each year
If it goes on like this, you will find pretty soon
you're singing "White Christmas" as early as June

This Christmas card racket will cost you a packet
Each season it seems to expand
The cards are so clever, though nothing whatever
to do with the subject in hand

You'll be taking the kids 'round to multiple stores
to be frightened to death by some old Santa Claus
Then it's parties with spirits and vino and beer
Merry Christmas, you suckers, and a happy New Year

Merry Christmas, you suckers, you bleary eyed lot
You'll never get rid of that headache you've got
but I hope you feel splendid, you certainly should
with your stomachs distended with turkey and pudd

Merry Christmas, you suckers, jump into your cars
Roar off to your neighbors to sink a few jars
Though your vision is double, just keep smiling through
There are others in trouble a lot worse than you

Beyond any question, acute indigestion
will plague you and make you unwell
You won't take the warning, you'll wake up each morning
undoubtedly feeling like hell

But stick to it, suckers, go swallow a pill
for this is the season of peace and good will
While we patiently wait for that nuclear blast
Merry Christmas, you suckers, it may be your last

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/...OU_SUCKERS.mp3

[HushHush]

I'm not going to click it ... YOU click it.

[News Is Broken]

Originally Posted by HushHush

I'm not going to click it ... YOU click it.

I'm not gonna click it. Let's get Mikey. He'll click anything. Hey Mikey!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe.

First link is a guy singing the song on youtube. The second link at the bottom of the page lets you download the original 1962 Paddy Roberts version via rapid share.

Perfectly safe. Really.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe.

Oh, I believe you. I'd never doubt a guy with 7 posts.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Then you should download it and tell everyone else how safe it is. It's free and easy, just like your women. Thought you'd like that.

[News Is Broken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GaRKDsz-Y

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Don't go scaring everyone.

[tater]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

Then you should download it and tell everyone else how safe it is. It's free and easy, just like your women. Thought you'd like that.

Jeez another Dyckerson insulting the main Dyckerson .

[Cell Phone Cecil]

How am I a Dyckerson? I was just trying to share something good with everyone. Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes. But I repeat myself.

[FD2BLK]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes. .

And your point is....

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes.

Bullshat. I've also shared pee jokes, puke jokes, penis jokes, vagina jokes, gay & lesbian jokes, retard jokes, handicapped jokes, and many more.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe. I've emailed it to a dozen friends. No problems.

[The Thrill]

Or if you don't wanna download it, you can listen here.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe. I've emailed it to a dozen friends. No problems.

Now I KNOW you're lying. You don't have a dozen friends.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Originally Posted by The Thrill

Or if you don't wanna download it, you can listen here.[/url]

I already posted a youtube link to the song in the oringinal post. Click it, and you won't get Rick Rolled.

I thought this was a jolly crowd?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Originally Posted by Mighty Dyckerson

Now I KNOW you're lying. You don't have a dozen friends.

I have scores of real friends, not just anonymous internet buddies. But you wouldn't know how that works.

[ewink]

Originally Posted by Cell Phone Cecil

I already posted a youtube link to the song in the oringinal post. Click it, and you won't get Rick Rolled.

I thought this was a jolly crowd?

Why in the hell would you think that?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I'm asking myself that very good question right now.

[HushHush]

It's nothing personal Mr. Cecil the Cell Phone. It's that you're new and you posted a link with no additional information telling us to download a file. You are aware that the majority of computer viruses are launched via executable files that one must download to their PC.

I for one will not take that risk. You see .. I value what's left of my bank account and my urban bohemian hermit identity. It's all I've got left in this big bad world.

Besides - I'm not so sure anyone who would steal my identity would be all that happy with it. Think of it as me protecting you!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Originally Posted by HushHush

It's nothing personal Mr. Cecil the Cell Phone. It's that you're new and you posted a link with no additional information telling us to download a file. You are aware that the majority of computer viruses are launched via executable files that one must download to their PC.

Well that's just silly. I told you that I downloaded it myself from this same Rapid Share site, and it's totally safe. You want to deprive yourself of a fun song? Go ahead, chicken little.

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[HushHush]

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[Cell Phone Cecil]

That's spam. It's also a con.

This is neither.

I'm a human being offering to share a song for free with my friends. It's completely safe.

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