Old Aug 20th 2008, 06:42 AM   #1
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator Hillary Clinton is his running mate.


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Old Aug 20th 2008, 06:44 AM   #2
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People, this is huge.
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Old Aug 20th 2008, 06:44 AM   #3
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator Hillary Clinton is his running mate.
...right now....wait for the change....
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Old Aug 20th 2008, 06:45 AM   #4
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He needs her.
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People, this is huge.
ahem ... that's what she said.

(and by she I mean Hillary)
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Old Aug 20th 2008, 06:50 AM   #6
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen former vice president Al Gore as his running mate.

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Funny how no one else is reporting that ... I know it's early, but it usually doesn't take them this long to at least repeat what the AP is saying.


eta: I see now this is a joke ... sorry!

Although I do think HRC is the candidate that can both help and hurt Obama the most.
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Nice try, Hitler
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Vice President Dick Cheney is his running mate.


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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Kermit the Frog as his running mate.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Rio By Duran Duran is his running mate.


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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Christina Applegates' breasts are his running mates.


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Well, now you're being ridiculous.
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Elmo has sent a text message to supporters indicating Oscar the Grouch is his running mate.


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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating a Georgia Reporter is his running mate.


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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Barry Obama is his running mate.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating the Parade Factoid of the Week is his running mate.

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You know that Bigfoot they found?


Ah...forget it...
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I was just about to do that one.
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that he wants a yes or no answer before Pro blows a gasket.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator John McCain is his running mate.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Brett Favre is his running mate.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is his running mate.

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If elected Favre will at some point resign from being Vice President, only to want his Vice Presidency back a few months later.
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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that yes, you can call it a Space Shuttle and not an orbiter.

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