Hilarious email

[baldingwxguy]

I'm not kidding...this came in email today, with the title "Emergency Message."

Dear US Media:
Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, and seeking your input for a church or mosque to help with The Resurrection, a special religious event. I am also seeking media relations for this Millenium's events as it pertains to religious matters. If you know of a church or mosque, or can help anything at all, please email god@llah.US or call 1-707-925-2488 ;
In addition to a church/mosque or place of worship to receive Me, and media relations for the event, I am also looking for new I.T. partners for web sites, to explain progress of The Resurrection, My Arrival, and other events.
Please advise Me as soon as possible.
Emergency Message,
God Allah
Author, Holy Qur'an
god@llah.US (unsubscribe)
A.LLAH.US
P.O. Box 701
San, Mateo CA 94401

[vortmaximum]

Received the same. Even allah taking advantage of new technology.

[kmfdmatt]

I got it, too. It may be my favorite spam of my entire career.

[slipstream]

Allah lives in San Mateo. Who knew!

[The Mockingbird]

Well, of course he's not going to live in Arizona: it's as hot as hell there and they'd probably deport him if he didn't have papers.

[News Is Broken]

Originally Posted by The Mockingbird

Well, of course he's not going to live in Arizona: it's as hot as hell there and they'd probably deport him if he didn't have papers.

You forgot to mention that Satan's daughter is the governor.

I mean seriously, look at this woman:



All she needs to complete her looks is a pointy hat and a girl in red shoes with a dog to chase after. What. A. Freakshow.

[New York'rr]

You're just sore that the Supreme Court determined that this woman you despise so much has a better understanding of the Constitution than your Hero the Constitutional Professor.

[The Mockingbird]

You're just sore because of pulled muscles from trying to pat yourself on the back so many times.

[News Is Broken]

Originally Posted by New York'rr

You're just sore that the Supreme Court determined that this woman you despise so much has a better understanding of the Constitution than your Hero the Constitutional Professor.

See, this is why you're such a joke along with your hero Jan Brewer. You did actually read the ruling on SB1070 didn't you? 3 out of 4 provisions of it were labeled UNconstitutional and were struck down (don't feel bad, the vapid twit we have in the Governor's office called that a victory too until someone must have finally pulled her aside and explained that having 75% of the law ruled unconstitutional was actually a LOSS, not a WIN).

Meanwhile, Obamacare was upheld in it's entirety. Now how could that be, since Brewer knows so much more about the Constitution than Obama? Oh wait, that's right, you posted some sort of laughable fish story about how it was all "part of the Koch brothers plan, muwahahaha" and all that complete and utter BS. I mean really, what are you, a cartoon character or something? Elmer Fudd, perhaps? Honestly...

Seems that, once again, reality and your own ignorance are at odds with one another. Not that this is really a surprise to anyone except maybe yourself mind you, but there you go.

Run along now, Junior. Daddy's got real work to do.

[baldingwxguy]

How the heck did you guys start a political girl fight on a totally unrelated thread?

[Ralphie the buffalo]

They got lost and thought this was the news board. Happens all the time there.
We all have a mild case of ADD combined with political omniscience.