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Has anyone noticed that gay men have the best advice about marriage and childrearing? (no pun intended)
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Has anyone noticed that gay men have the best advice about marriage and childrearing? (no pun intended)
How is that the best advice? Mattilda's idea of a woman's career involves cleaning the house and having dinner on the table by 6 and a cold beer waiting for her husband the minute he walks in the door, Leave It To Beaver style.

The guy obviously doesn't have the first clue about women. No wonder he's gay.
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How is that the best advice? Mattilda's idea of a woman's career involves cleaning the house and having dinner on the table by 6 and a cold beer waiting for her husband the minute he walks in the door, Leave It To Beaver style.

The guy obviously doesn't have the first clue about women. No wonder he's gay.
Actually, I do.

I know that the physiological differences between men and women extend well beyond the obvious physical differences into *how* they interact with each other and in society as a whole.

I know that artificially blurring the gender roles set forth by Mother Nature is the root of many social and economic problems in modern society today, despite how "politically correct" it may be.

I also know that it's de classe to have a beer waiting for the husband, rather than a proper martini.
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I also know that it's de classe to have a beer waiting for the husband, rather than a proper martini.
Where on earth did you come up with that crap, a 1950's copy of Proper Subservient Housewife Magazine? Honestly, could you be anymore full of crap before you explode?
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It's because we offer an impartial and objective view.
All that wonderful insight coming from non-breeders.
Kinda like a lifetime porch dog telling the street dogs how to chase cars better.
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Where on earth did you come up with that crap, a 1950's copy of Proper Subservient Housewife Magazine? Honestly, could you be anymore full of crap before you explode?
Perhaps tip #3 can explain it.
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I love the direction this thread has taken.

Seriously.
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Congratulations. That entire article is probably the biggest pile of mysogynistic horsecrap I have ever read.

Like I said, with views like these it's no wonder you had to be gay to get laid.
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Congratulations. That entire article is probably the biggest pile of mysogynistic horsecrap I have ever read.

Like I said, with views like these it's no wonder you had to be gay to get laid.
Do you even know what "misogynistic" means?
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No, but I do know a good Miso soup when I see it.
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No, but I do know a good Miso soup when I see it.
I hope you're not actually eating that sh!t.

Soy is poison for men!!!
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FTR, I believe it's been established that the Good Housekeeping article is a fake.
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I hope you're not actually eating that sh!t.

Soy is poison for men!!!
Good point, and well taken Matt.

The future Mrs. Roy has learnt me the pitfallls of soy (which seems to be in just about everything) which among other things causes a disturbingly obvious case of man-boobs within hours.

Note to the galley:--no more soy!
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FTR, I believe it's been established that the Good Housekeeping article is a fake.
It's still an excellent guide.
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Do you even know what "misogynistic" means?
Do you?

Your views stop just short of advocating this:



Why not just go all the way and tell us how you really feel about women?
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I hope you're not actually eating that sh!t.

Soy is poison for men!!!
Yeah. If you drink THREE QUARTS A DAY of it like the idjit in your article.

Honestly, try getting a clue.
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Yeah. If you drink THREE QUARTS A DAY of it like the idjit in your article.

Honestly, try getting a clue.
Here's your clue: as little as one serving a day is enough to disrupt the thyroid.
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This thread has inspired me to start another better thread.
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Here's your clue: as little as one serving a day is enough to disrupt the thyroid.
Uh huh. The entire nation of Japan should be dead right now if you are even remotely correct.

That and 99 yen will buy you a cup of Miso soup.
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Uh huh. The entire nation of Japan should be dead right now if you are even remotely correct.

That and 99 yen will buy you a cup of Miso soup.
Completely and utterly WRONG.

Asian cultures do not eat processed soy as a protein replacement, like Americans do. They consume soy in tiny amounts ... fermented ... as a condiment.
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Completely and utterly WRONG.

Asian cultures do not eat processed soy as a protein replacement, like Americans do. They consume soy in tiny amounts ... fermented ... as a condiment.
Right. Like in Roy's Miso soup, that you claimed was "poison for men" and linked to an article about some assclown in Texas who drank 3 quarts of processed friggin' soy milk a day and wondered why he started growing breasts. Get my point now?

Just because some fool in Texas drank enough soymilk to drown an elephant and started turning into a woman (who says God doesn't have a sense of humor) doesn't make Miso soup poison for men, you twit. Geez.
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My wife takes soy isoflavones for post menapause. I thought it would be good for me to take them too. But, I read something that said that man shouldn't eat soy or take iron supplements.

So I didn't. And now Matt says they are bad.

If you want to take them Nibby go ahead. And what is your cup size?
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If you want to take them Nibby go ahead. And what is your cup size?
Where did you get the asinine idea that I take soy supplements Ralpo? I'm talking about eating Miso Soup which I do maybe once every 3 months if that.

I also drink regular soda, smoke cigarettes and stay up late. I'm thinking even if I did take soy supplements, that would the least of my health worries.

Since I don't wear a bra, I don't know what my cup size is. What's yours, Nancy?
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Relax, girls. Matt, as is his practice, is blowing smoke.

I know nothing about Soy Milk so I Googled the crap out of it. The dire effects he predicts were discovered in lab rats and hamsters.

He also found one story on one guy who, as Nibby points out, drank three quarts a day. Who in the hell drinks three quarts of any kind of milk (or pop or tea or juice) per day? And this is Matt's example?

In my vagabond childhood I spent a couple of years living with an army sergeant and his Japanese wife ... who had Soy Bean candy in candy dishes around the house, here and there. They both munched on it frequently. I tried it and immediately spit it out -- it was horrid, horrid tasting candy.

The sergeant never grew boobs (of course, neither did his wife for that matter but she was, you know, Japanese) while I was there. I suppose in Matt's freaked-out world it's possible, in some eye-crossing, theoretical sense, that the 'ol sarge developed cute little breasts after I left, but I couldn't find any reading that suggested that might occur.

And Ralphie: I've taken iron suppliments through large portions of my life. Now, what's the problem with those?
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