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The Mockingbird
Jun 26th 2009, 07:40 AM
From the main page of usatoday.com:
Without treatment, cardiac arrest kills quickly
Thank GOD USA Today is there to tell me that I will die if my heart stops and isn't restarted. :eek:
wx or not
Jun 26th 2009, 07:47 AM
And, in further news, lemon juice makes paper cuts hurt worse.
tater
Jun 26th 2009, 08:07 AM
Also if your lungs quit working...your chances of death increase 1000%.
TVMattNYC
Jun 26th 2009, 08:34 AM
I think Campbell Brown should do an entire show warning us of the dangers of sticking oyster forks directly into our eyes.
News Is Broken
Jun 26th 2009, 08:45 AM
I think Campbell Brown should do an entire show warning us of the dangers of sticking oyster forks directly into our eyes.
Is it sweeps again already?
adam & doctor drew
Jun 26th 2009, 08:45 AM
I think Campbell Brown should do an entire show warning us of the dangers of sticking oyster forks directly into our eyes.
it's possible she already did and no one saw it.
The Mockingbird
Jun 26th 2009, 08:48 AM
That's because her viewership dropped dramatically when she quit tivoing herself because her fork-blinded eyes couldn't see the buttons on the remote anymore.
tater
Jun 26th 2009, 08:50 AM
I think Campbell Brown should do an entire show warning us of the dangers of sticking oyster forks directly into our eyes.
Oedipus complex must be making a come back.
The Mockingbird
Jun 26th 2009, 09:05 AM
For old time's sake:
That's where YOUR MAMA has an apartment!
Am I right, people??!?!?
Produce man
Jun 27th 2009, 05:01 AM
For old time's sake:
That's where YOUR MAMA has an apartment!
Am I right, people??!?!?I believe that's "amairite."
Roy Hobbs
Jun 27th 2009, 05:33 AM
From the main page of usatoday.com:
Thank GOD USA Today is there to tell me that I will die if my heart stops and isn't restarted. :eek:
Shamelessly stolen from PARADE!
s'news
Jun 27th 2009, 06:07 AM
:worship:
Roy Hobbs
Jun 27th 2009, 02:45 PM
:worship:
You could toast me, but unfortunately it's my turn to buy next week during your Northland pilgrimage. :cheers:
Mighty Dyckerson
Jun 28th 2009, 05:26 AM
For old time's sake:
That's where YOUR MAMA has an apartment!
Am I right, people??!?!?
Enough. The mama jokes stop now.
The Mockingbird
Jun 29th 2009, 11:08 AM
Shamelessly stolen from PARADE!
Nah, I read it on the website, there were little popup headlines. I'm not surprised if other people noticed it, though.