A Discouraging Word for New Grads

[The Mockingbird]

We're not going to hire you, nobody can believe you wore those clothes to your internship, and you spend too much time on Facebook.

[wx or not]

A Discouraging Word for New Grads:

Ramen...

[Kace]

Bill Maher's speech to the Class of 2009. Skip to 1:58.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CFPTl__MAs

[tater]

Get ready to live a life without a job and 30,000 in loans.

My advice...stay away from credit cards.

[east coast producer]

Get ready to live a life without a job

So there are going to be more Mighty Dyckersons now on the board?

[Mighty Dyckerson]

So there are going to be more Mighty Dyckersons now on the board?

Your mama gave me a job last night.

:cheers: :rockon: :thumbsup: :whistle:

[tvwxguy]

Discouraging words for new grads:

2nd job.

[Clever Login Name]

Your mama gave me a job last night.

:cheers: :rockon: :thumbsup: :whistle:

Yeah, and she says you never did get the toilet clean enough. Try licking it some more.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Yeah, and she says you never did get the toilet clean enough. Try licking it some more.

Way to go, poop joke.

:rolleyes:

[Clever Login Name]

Not technically a poop joke. More along the line of a "you're a janitor" joke. Really, you should have recognized it, given its prominent role in your repertoire.

And yes, 'repertoire' is a gay-sounding word.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Not technically a poop joke. More along the line of a "you're a janitor" joke. Really, you should have recognized it, given its prominent role in your repertoire.

Since you apparently spend hours every night committing all my posts to memory, I won't argue with you.

[The Mockingbird]

Now I know who bought out all the "Mighty Dyckerson" Collector cards at the "Your Ass is a Dragon" Game Shop. :(

[Clever Login Name]

Since you apparently spend hours every night committing all my posts to memory, I won't argue with you.

Actually, it doesn't take all that long to memorize "Poop! Mama sex! You suck!"

[wx or not]

Actually, it doesn't take all that long to memorize "Poop! Mama sex! You suck!"
What was the second one again?

[Clever Login Name]

I forget.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Actually, it doesn't take all that long to memorize "Poop! Mama sex! You suck!"

It doesn't take long to have sex with your mama either.

[Clever Login Name]

How quaint. And original!

[Fake Post]

What's that in Dyke's right hand? Poop?!?

http://openline.medialine.com/image.php?u=5317&dateline=1229786695

[TokenWhiteGirl]

It doesn't take long to have sex with your mama either.

I think that's more of an insult to you than his mama.

[ISTHISTHINGON?]

I think that's more of an insult to you than his mama.
A feisty young one! :thumbsup:

[wx or not]

A feisty young one! :thumbsup:
A friend of mine once mentioned that, if you start them out young, they stay loyal to you that way.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I think that's more of an insult to you than his mama.

Listen honey, you better be smokin' hot if you're going to talk to me that way.

[Clever Login Name]

He's not kidding ...

[TokenWhiteGirl]

Listen honey, you better be smokin' hot if you're going to talk to me that way.

Oh I love it when Clown Monkeys with Poop Penises in their hands talk dirty. It's almost as hot as I am :rolleyes:

[tater]

Oh I love it when Clown Monkeys with Poop Penises in their hands talk dirty. It's almost as hot as I am :rolleyes:

Hi, I'm tater. I happen to hate clowns, monkeys, poop, and jokes about fornication with mothers.

Look and learn guys. New pick up line.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Oh I love it when Clown Monkeys with Poop Penises in their hands talk dirty. It's almost as hot as I am :rolleyes:

Oh you know you want my poopsicle, baby. Come to daddy!

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I happen to hate clowns, monkeys, poop, and jokes about fornication with mothers.

You don't stand a chance. Women like guys who smack them around and treat them like crap.

[tater]

You don't stand a chance. Women like guys who smack them around and treat them like crap.

So I take it Shakespeare gal is still around.

For our friends outside of the Dyckerson social group...here's the story.

I had a date with this hot little piece of ass yesterday. The woman is already crazy about me (who can blame her), but I'd like to make a lasting impression. She's a Shakespeare fan (English major), so I'm thinking I'll drop a few quotes on her the next time we go out. Problem is I burned all my Cliff's Notes the day I graduated from college. So I am calling on all Dyckersons to supply me with some romantic Shakespeare quotes to help get my lady nice and moist when I see her again. I don't want a ****ing essay, just a few short passages I can write on the inside of my hand. I await your response.

You big softee.

[east coast producer]

I thought Dyck's own little forum (http://www.getphpbb.com/phpbb/index.php?sid=4ec09f09caca26784f1349de55b00612&mforum=dyckersonville) went out of business.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

So I take it Shakespeare gal is still around.

Damn right she is. And you know what? Last night she called me and told me she wanted to be friends. FRIENDS!!! I'm in like Flynn, pal.

[east coast producer]

Sounds like Dyck's got himself his very own..

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5196S5T35EL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Sounds like Dyck's got himself his very own..

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5196S5T35EL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Thanks, TVShootist.

[wxgeek]

Sounds like Dyck's got himself his very own..

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5196S5T35EL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Going back to the Shakespeare thing:

"A drum, a drum, Calvin doth come."

I suspect he's not going to care for that picture too much.

[east coast producer]

Thanks, TVShootist.

Did someone say... TVShootist??!!??

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/eascoastproducer/nutjob-1.jpg

[tater]

Last night she called me and told me she wanted to be friends. FRIENDS!!!

You do know that means she sees you as nothing more than like a brother or a guy who can kill spiders.

I guess Mr. Beat Up Women and Call Them Names On The Internet...is an old softee when it comes to real life interaction with the ladies. I bet you even open the door for her, complement her smile, and tell her you would love to watch The Notebook.

But stud when a gal you are dating calling you up to be friends that means, FAIL!

[wxgeek]

But stud when a gal you are dating calling you up to be friends that means, FAIL!

No, see, it's a success because usually women don't call Dyckerson anything at all on account of being unconscious from the Rophynol.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

But stud when a gal you are dating calling you up to be friends that means, FAIL!

Not if we're friends.....with benefits! You know, like the relationship I have with your mama!

[Clever Login Name]

"Clown Monkeys with Poop Penises" may be a good name for a band, but it would be difficult to market it properly.

[Spike]

"Clown Monkeys with Poop Penises" may be a good name for a band, but it would be difficult to market it properly.

Well, you know there used to be a band named the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_butt_monkeys)," but they realized how gay and lame that name sounded and changed it.

[tater]

Well, you know there used to be a band named the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_butt_monkeys)," but they realized how gay and lame that name sounded and changed it.

Butthole Surfers however...lived on.

[News Is Broken]

Butthole Surfers however...lived on.

Of course they did. Good men die young, but Buttholes live forever.