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The Mockingbird
May 7th 2009, 11:31 AM
College Students Blow off Class, play X Box
Posted: 4:53 pm EDT May 7, 2009
Updated: 6:41 pm EDT May 7, 2009

Normal, IL. -- A group of college students say they are lucky to be alive after three hours of intense X Box.

"It was really nice today, and I thought I was going to die if I had to sit through Geography 135", said Rand al'Thor, a sophmore at Illinois State University. al'Thor was one of several students authorities say was involved in the impromptu and dangerous gaming session.

Police say GEO 135, which is taught by Dr. Harshbarger, contains basic concepts of geography, along with the regional geography of Europe, Russia, Anglo America, Latin America, Subsaharan Africa, Middle East, South Asia, Southeast Asia, East Asia, and Austrasia.

Area students tell WJOK the class is also "pretty darn boring", and consisted mainly of endless slides of hay bales, which are apparently supposed to be signifigant because they are round, and not square.

Instead of the class, Police say the students attempted to play several games on the highest setting, which is only recommended for the most advanced players. Two of the students were rushed to Bromenn medical center with severe cases of "X Box thumb".

They are listed in serious, but stable condition. No arrests have been made.

News Is Broken
May 7th 2009, 11:42 AM
Great. Now Tripe's gonna lobby for new XBox laws. Just what we need.

wx or not
May 7th 2009, 11:42 AM
Oh dear. Outrage, anyone?

Rambunctious
May 7th 2009, 11:49 AM
Clearly Xbox is an unholy attempt to take christ out of Christbox.

tater
May 7th 2009, 12:01 PM
Anglo America? Austrasia? No wonder these kids blew off class...they are coming up with new names for places.

BadgerWXman
May 7th 2009, 12:31 PM
I'm about to play some right now... COD4 or NHL09... anyone up? Gamertag is same as

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Roy Hobbs
May 7th 2009, 12:54 PM
How do they play X Box if they don't have arms?

The Thrill
May 7th 2009, 03:33 PM
Well, for starters, a Wii was out of the question... :whistle:

writer2
May 7th 2009, 04:26 PM
The thread title made me laugh. Well done, Mock.

east coast producer
May 7th 2009, 04:51 PM
I'm about to play some right now... COD4 or NHL09... anyone up? Gamertag is same as

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Oh, this is awesome. If you and others like you would visit Openline instead of hiding out in your secret clubhouse wxline being holier-than-thou Produce bags, you'd have heard my call for 360 Call of Duty players a month ago. My tag is "ab0rtretryfail."

Here's one forecast you can make with 100% accuracy: I will kick your tie-wearing *******.

BadgerWXman
May 8th 2009, 12:23 AM
Oh, this is awesome. If you and others like you would visit Openline instead of hiding out in your secret clubhouse wxline being holier-than-thou Produce bags, you'd have heard my call for 360 Call of Duty players a month ago. My tag is "ab0rtretryfail."

Here's one forecast you can make with 100% accuracy: I will kick your tie-wearing *******.


will add you today... and I will wear a pink tie while I tea-bag your body :)

Mighty Dyckerson
May 8th 2009, 02:49 AM
Well, for starters, a Wii was out of the question... :whistle:

My Wii is bigger than your Wii.

Tripe Face
May 8th 2009, 04:45 AM
Great. Now Tripe's gonna lobby for new XBox laws. Just what we need.

You'll get my Xbox controller when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

tater
May 8th 2009, 04:47 AM
My Xbox is just sitting under my bed collecting dust, but I'll raise hell if you take my rights to it away.

The Mockingbird
May 8th 2009, 04:51 AM
My favorite part of the "article" is how it was apparently written and then updated in the future... :shifty:

Safety not guaranteed.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/2452720626_8830c73fd9_o.jpg

BadgerWXman
May 10th 2009, 12:46 PM
Here's one forecast you can make with 100% accuracy: I will kick your tie-wearing *******.

Hey you learned the hardest part of the job today... when that forecast doesn't verify! :cheers:

east coast producer
May 11th 2009, 04:04 PM
Verifies for me. I'm sure you'll ask NOAA for help, but I assure you 53 is greater than 32. :rolleyes:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/eascoastproducer/codwx.jpg

Mr. Rugen
May 11th 2009, 07:16 PM
You both would've kicked my ass.

east coast producer
May 11th 2009, 07:31 PM
Ha! I just noticed this! Who (besides Dyckerson) can decipher the expletive in the gamertag third from top?

(Rugen -- I'm wholly confident that you'd do just fine... or at least better than BadWxLoser.)

BadgerWXman
May 12th 2009, 12:45 AM
You sicko with the camera... did you scroll down and get a picture of the other 6 guys on my team that had like 3 kills and 40 deaths? The fact that I had a positive kill/death ratio in that game is unreal! :doh:

BadgerWXman
May 18th 2009, 06:36 AM
Anyone getting UFC 2009? It comes out tomorrow... I've been playing the demo... it's very good.

The Mockingbird
May 18th 2009, 06:51 AM
Nah, First Blood season 1 comes out tomorrow on DVD, and I've never seen it. May and June are huge months for DVD on TV.