Merry Christmas You Suckers

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Click to hear a youtube version of the 1962 Song by Paddy Roberts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/3394/3680/320/suckers.jpg
Song Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, you suckers, you miserable men
That old festive season is with you again
You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk
and from here to New Year, you'll be drunk as a skunk

Merry Christmas, you suckers, it's perfectly clear
that you fall for it all a bit sooner each year
If it goes on like this, you will find pretty soon
you're singing "White Christmas" as early as June

This Christmas card racket will cost you a packet
Each season it seems to expand
The cards are so clever, though nothing whatever
to do with the subject in hand

You'll be taking the kids 'round to multiple stores
to be frightened to death by some old Santa Claus
Then it's parties with spirits and vino and beer
Merry Christmas, you suckers, and a happy New Year

Merry Christmas, you suckers, you bleary eyed lot
You'll never get rid of that headache you've got
but I hope you feel splendid, you certainly should
with your stomachs distended with turkey and pudd

Merry Christmas, you suckers, jump into your cars
Roar off to your neighbors to sink a few jars
Though your vision is double, just keep smiling through
There are others in trouble a lot worse than you

Beyond any question, acute indigestion
will plague you and make you unwell
You won't take the warning, you'll wake up each morning
undoubtedly feeling like hell

But stick to it, suckers, go swallow a pill
for this is the season of peace and good will
While we patiently wait for that nuclear blast
Merry Christmas, you suckers, it may be your last

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

[HushHush]

I'm not going to click it ... YOU click it.

[News Is Broken]

I'm not going to click it ... YOU click it.

I'm not gonna click it. Let's get Mikey. He'll click anything. Hey Mikey!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe.

First link is a guy singing the song on youtube. The second link at the bottom of the page lets you download the original 1962 Paddy Roberts version via rapid share.

Perfectly safe. Really.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe.

Oh, I believe you. I'd never doubt a guy with 7 posts.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Then you should download it and tell everyone else how safe it is. It's free and easy, just like your women. Thought you'd like that.

[News Is Broken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GaRKDsz-Y

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Don't go scaring everyone.

[tater]

Then you should download it and tell everyone else how safe it is. It's free and easy, just like your women. Thought you'd like that.

Jeez another Dyckerson insulting the main Dyckerson :rolleyes:.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

How am I a Dyckerson? I was just trying to share something good with everyone. Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes. But I repeat myself.

[FD2BLK]

Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes. .

And your point is....

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Unlike Dykerson. All he's ever shared is bad taste and poop jokes.

Bullshat. I've also shared pee jokes, puke jokes, penis jokes, vagina jokes, gay & lesbian jokes, retard jokes, handicapped jokes, and many more.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe. I've emailed it to a dozen friends. No problems.

[The Thrill]

Or if you don't wanna download it, you can listen here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe. I've emailed it to a dozen friends. No problems.

Now I KNOW you're lying. You don't have a dozen friends.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Or if you don't wanna download it, you can listen here.[/url]

I already posted a youtube link to the song in the oringinal post. Click it, and you won't get Rick Rolled.

I thought this was a jolly crowd?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Now I KNOW you're lying. You don't have a dozen friends.

I have scores of real friends, not just anonymous internet buddies. But you wouldn't know how that works.

[ewink]

I already posted a youtube link to the song in the oringinal post. Click it, and you won't get Rick Rolled.

I thought this was a jolly crowd?
Why in the hell would you think that?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I'm asking myself that very good question right now.

[HushHush]

It's nothing personal Mr. Cecil the Cell Phone. It's that you're new and you posted a link with no additional information telling us to download a file. You are aware that the majority of computer viruses are launched via executable files that one must download to their PC.

I for one will not take that risk. You see .. I value what's left of my bank account and my urban bohemian hermit identity. It's all I've got left in this big bad world.

Besides - I'm not so sure anyone who would steal my identity would be all that happy with it. Think of it as me protecting you!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's nothing personal Mr. Cecil the Cell Phone. It's that you're new and you posted a link with no additional information telling us to download a file. You are aware that the majority of computer viruses are launched via executable files that one must download to their PC.

Well that's just silly. I told you that I downloaded it myself from this same Rapid Share site, and it's totally safe. You want to deprive yourself of a fun song? Go ahead, chicken little.

[east coast producer]

I have $70 million USD in an offshore bank account in Nigeria. I can share it 50/50 with you for only an advance payment of the bank fees in the amount of $50,000USD. Please do not hestitate to transfer this monthly without delay or my family with die of typhoid. Funds can be sent to eastcoastproducer@medialine.com.

[HushHush]

Just moments ago I received this heart felt plea from a young girl ... perhaps you can help her?

INTRODUCTION) I write you this Business invitation directly based on my personal confidence on you after going through your email address on the internet. I am Miss Sharon Lomogan, 18 years old, a citizen of Cape Verde Island . My parents Mr.and Mrs. Richard Lomogan died in a plane crash in December 23rd, 2003 in Cotonou , Benin Republic on there way to lebanon.(www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash) (http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash%29). I write you to seek refugee in your country and to further my edu c ation in your country. I am a secondary school graduate and wishes to complete my education to Master's degree level. When my parents died in December 2003, i was the only child and 13 years old then. Two years after my parents died, my relatives forced me into early marriage. Against my wish i married a 36 years old man. My relatives said the man will give me protection as tradition demands in my country. I never knew the marriage i went into until my first pregnancy at 16 years old. The man i was married to associated with my relatives and soled my father's assets, and shared the fund among themselves. When i complained, i got beating for answers. The beatings continued until i lost my pregnancy. None of my relatives said anything positive to help me. I was fast losing my life until the police rescued me and helped me got divorce papers from Court. But my relatives insisted i continue the marriage. I refused to stay back and listen to them. I went to my father's home sav e box for my school documents, International passport, and birth certificate. It was also in the boxes that i saw documents of my father's bank deposit with Magnum Bank (GHANA). We can work with the fund (15,000,000.00 British Pounds) through getting a university admission for me. with the University admission, i can get a visa easily and come to your country. The most important thing is my education. You can invest the fund in your business while you help me further my education in your country. The fund is accessible online. I am only interested in my education. I wait for your urgent reply to help me.Thanks. SHARON - lomogansharon16@yahoo.com

[Cell Phone Cecil]

That's spam. It's also a con.

This is neither.

I'm a human being offering to share a song for free with my friends. It's completely safe.

[east coast producer]

buy cheap namebrand sneakersmedialine.com (http://www.medialine.com)nike reebok air jordan all Colours all size dropship to u.s. dollars Euros allOk

thank you very very much me love you long time

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Hello! The mods have my IP. Why would I want to send someone a virus?

Silly people.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Hello! The mods have my IP. Why would I want to send someone a virus?

Silly people.

Maybe you ARE one of the mods, and you're using an alias.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Maybe you ARE one of the mods, and you're using an alias.

In that case, you can be assured that it's a safe download of a satirical, fun little Christmas song.

[wx or not]

I downloaded the song today. It's perfectly safe. I've emailed it to a dozen friends. No problems.
This reminds me of the Dilbert cartoon.
"We can't ship this software, it's not ready."
"Make those people beta testers."
"What does it do at this point?"
"It eliminates your hard drive."
"What if it goes on the net?"
"It eliminates all your friends hard drives, too."

[Clever Login Name]

WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING!!!!

I downloaded the song ... and now I'm one of Dyckerson's aliases.

Damn spammers.

[Brooklyn]

What I find funny is that the OP had 5 total posts in over 7 years of being a registered member before this thread...and has more than tripled that in this thread alone. :shifty:

[tater]

Hello! The mods have my IP. Why would I want to send someone a virus?

Silly people.

I often wonder the same thing about people with STDs.

Thank you, thank you...I'll show myself out.

[jama]

I downloaded it and turned gay. Where's Matt?

[News Is Broken]

I downloaded it and turned gay. Where's Matt?

He downloaded it too and now he's straight!

:eek:

Someone stop this insanity!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's a safe download. I already tried it. It's completely safe. And it's absolutely free.

It's a gift. Unwrap it. You'll thank me. Really.


http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/...OU_SUCKERS.mp3

[Brooklyn]

Why the serious push for people to play/listen to this song? Do you get royalties every time its listened to or something?

I think the link in your original post worked just fine. Now you're making it available on Rapidshare? Each time you post it and nudge people to click your links, the less likely people will be willing to do so...

[STRMCHSR]

It's a safe download. I already tried it. It's completely safe. And it's absolutely free.

It's a gift. Unwrap it. You'll thank me. Really.


http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/...OU_SUCKERS.mp3



Give it up already :rolleyes:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I think the link in your original post worked just fine. Now you're making it available on Rapidshare?

No, this is the same link in the original post. It's always been a rapidshare download.

I keep saying it's safe because so many people who don't know otherwise are saying it's not. Well it is a safe download. I downloaded it and I'm telling the truth.

[wx or not]

No, this is the same link in the original post. It's always been a rapidshare download.

I keep saying it's safe because so many people who don't know otherwise are saying it's not. Well it is a safe download. I downloaded it and I'm telling the truth.
...until January 1, 2009, when your hard drive turns gay.

[STRMCHSR]

...until January 1, 2009, when your hard drive turns gay.


¿Y2gay? :confused:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

...until January 1, 2009, when your hard drive turns gay.

I have a great anti virus package. I'm not worried. And you shouldn't be worried either.

[News Is Broken]

Why the serious push for people to play/listen to this song? Do you get royalties every time its listened to or something?


In a way, yes. Crapidshare works by giving you credits for x amount of downloads which then you can use to download warez and pr0n and virii and all sorts of fun trojans and spyware.

Think of it as a chop-shop for the internet.

[wx or not]

you can use to download warez and pr0n and virii and all sorts of fun trojans and spyware.
Trojans?:eek:

[News Is Broken]

Trojans?:eek:

Yes. Insidious little programs that lay dormant inside your computer until a set date or time upon which they activate and cram your computer case full of used condoms.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I have a great anti virus package, ESET NOD32 antivirus. I'm not worried. And you shouldn't be worried either.

[wx or not]

I have a great anti virus package, ESET NOD32 antivirus. I'm not worried. And you shouldn't be worried either.
Of course! Are you from this realm?
http://s412.photobucket.com/albums/pp206/mallonman_bucket/th_wtfcat.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Nope.

[east coast producer]

I have a great anti virus package. I'm not worried. And you shouldn't be worried either.

I have a great package, too!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/eascoastproducer/myc0ck.jpg

Am I right, people?!?!?!??

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Am I right, people?
You are 12, at the most.

[east coast producer]

Please don't misquote me. I believe I said:

Am I right, people?!?!?!??Get it right next time.

Also, this is for you. I promise it's safe. I downloaded it myself!

www.rapidshare.com/983VIRUS27498/sdfTROJANdsfhl/dsf27HERPESy98322/foisdSPYWAREjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsDEATHfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9P00NudsiofhdsiufhADWAREdsiuhfkjdsHUSH'SB00BSlrfew dsxynjgdshu/destroy.exe (http://www.rapidsharefile.com/98327498/sdfdsfhl/dsf27y98322/foisdjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9udsiofhdsiufhdsiuhfkjdslrfewdsxynjgdshu)

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Please don't misquote me.

You post photos of two juveniles laughing hysterically at another juvenile with a toy rooster head protruding from his trousers and you're concerned with accuracy?

I don't think so.

You should pray someone does not correctly relate who you are and what you do with your time.

FYI the quote was correct. Punctuation is not a quote, imbicile.

[wx or not]

Punctuation is not a quote, imbicile.
No, but spelling does count, imbecile.

[TAFKA wacowx]

What I find unbelievable is that you , Cecil, are looking at us strangely because we are questioning the safety of downloading something that an anonymous poster with less than 7 posts told us we should download. We don't know you from Adam and you seem upset that we are not taking your word that the file is a safe download....you've said it close to 10 times already!

I mean, honestly, if someone you didn't know told you that you should download something, would you really take that poster's word for it that it was safe?

This whole argument is silly.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

You post photos of two juveniles laughing hysterically at another juvenile with a toy rooster head protruding from his trousers and you're concerned with accuracy?

Go download a sense of humor, sad sack.

[HushHush]

I wonder if Cecil is ProduceMan's brother? Wasn't Produce talking about great software his brother gave him? And now Cecil claims to have great software as well.

Coincidence? I think not!

[Brooklyn]

I wonder if Cecil is ProduceMan's brother? Wasn't Produce talking about great software his brother gave him? And now Cecil claims to have great software as well.

Coincidence? I think not!

:cheers:

Ah, Hush...you've warmed my heart on this single-digit temperature day we're having over here. :)

[east coast producer]

C'mon guys.. just download my file. It's safe, I swear.

www.rapidshare.com/983VIRUS27498/sdfTROJANdsfhl/dsf27HERPESy98322/foisdSPYWAREjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsDEATHfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9P00NudsiofhdsiufhADWAREdsiuhfkjdsHUSH'SB00BSlrfew dsxynjgdshu/destroy.exe (http://www.rapidsharefile.com/98327498/sdfdsfhl/dsf27y98322/foisdjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9udsiofhdsiufhdsiuhfkjdslrfewdsxynjgdshu)

It makes your penis/boobs/both bigger, cures cancer and deposits $75 million from my Nigerian uncle automatically in your bank account. I tried it myself, it works!! Just download it!! Please!! C'mon!!

I've posted TWICE now saying it's safe, so you really know it is.

[HushHush]

www.rapidshare.com/983VIRUS27498/sdfTROJANdsfhl/dsf27HERPESy98322/foisdSPYWAREjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsDEATHfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9P00NudsiofhdsiufhADWAREdsiuhfkjdsHUSH'SB00BSlrfew dsxynjgdshu/destroy.exe (http://www.rapidsharefile.com/98327498/sdfdsfhl/dsf27y98322/foisdjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9udsiofhdsiufhdsiuhfkjdslrfewdsxynjgdshu)

BWhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

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http://www.emotihost.com/glass16

[Cell Phone Cecil]

you seem upset that we are not taking your word that the file is a safe download....you've said it close to 10 times already!

I feel like I have to repeatedly let people know that it's a safe download because so many uninformed posters incorrectly assume and irrationally fear that it is not.

I have downloaded the song. It is safe.

Nobody has said they have downloaded the song and it is not safe.

Therefore: It is safe.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Go download a sense of humor.

I have a sense of humor, and since I turned 12 it has not involved farting for fun or laughing hysterically at pictures of imitation farm animals sticking out of someone's fly.

Call me mature.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It makes your penis/boobs/both bigger

Too bad it didn't make your brain bigger.

[wx or not]

I have a sense of humor, and since I turned 12 it has not involved farting for fun or laughing hysterically at pictures of imitation farm animals sticking out of someone's fly.
Are you old enough to even drive?

[FD2BLK]

The last time I downloaded something here I won a free laptop. Two years later and it still hasn't arrived. ;)

[wx or not]

The last time I downloaded something here I won a free laptop. Two years later and it still hasn't arrived. ;)
It was a Nigerian laptop. You forgot the postage...;)

[FD2BLK]

It was a Nigerian laptop. You forgot the postage...;)

D'oh!

[east coast producer]

Nobody has said they have downloaded the song and it is not safe.

Yea, none of us have walked in front of a bus either, but I'm going with my irrational fear that it's unsafe.

[east coast producer]

I have a sense of humor, and since I turned 12 it has not involved farting for fun or laughing hysterically at pictures of imitation farm animals sticking out of someone's fly.

Call me mature.

It's not just any farm animal, Cecil. It's a cock. You were looking at a 14-year-old's cock.

Sick.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's not just any farm animal.

It's not subtle humor.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I'm going with my irrational fear that it's unsafe.

It's not irrational to believe that a large heavy object moving at a high rate of speed will injure you if you are struck. It is, however, completely irrational to believe with such certainty that a perfectly safe download is somehow unsafe simply because you think it is, with all evidence to the contrary.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Are you old enough to even drive?

Been a long time since I turned 12. Been a long time since I laughed at fart jokes and juvenile humor expressed above.

Plain enough for you to discern my meaning?

[Brooklyn]

If someone clicks your link, will you stop? :shifty:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

If someone clicks your link, will you stop? :shifty:

It's a perfectly safe download.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

[FD2BLK]

It's a perfectly safe download.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

At this point I doubt anyone will simply because you're so insistent.

[Brooklyn]

It's a perfectly safe download.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

Why click the Rapidshare link when you have the YouTube link as well in your original post?

[the original buttongod]

Whatdaya want to bet the mods are watching this guy ? I agree, from a total of 7 posts ages ago, to suddenly the posting king ! All over him wanting us to download his "special song". I smell a rat !

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n37/buttongod_2006/match.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Why click the Rapidshare link when you have the YouTube link as well in your original post?

The youtube link is not the original artist, it's a cover version. The rapid share link is a recording of the original Paddy Roberts single. It's a perfectly safe download.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

[TAFKA wacowx]

Folks,

Doesn't this smack of "those tapes were designed to be erased"?

Someone is out to get us all riled up by posting inane items and failing to see any sense of reason. My suggestion would be to ignore it...and it will go away. :thumbsup:

[east coast producer]

It is, however, completely irrational to believe with such certainty that a perfectly safe download is somehow unsafe simply because you think it is, with all evidence to the contrary.

What evidence? All I see is the word of an internet stranger.

http://tx-wichitafalls.civicplus.com/images/pages/N1095/Stranger%20Safety.gif

[Cell Phone Cecil]

See the recent poll data. It's a perfectly safe download.

[east coast producer]

It's a perfectly safe download.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

So is mine.

www.rapidshare.com/983VIRUS27498/sdfTROJANdsfhl/dsf27HERPESy98322/foisdSPYWAREjfoidsf/r98dhfDEATHfjfsdoGEORGEWBUSHifjdoijf9823/9P00NudsiofhdsiufhADWAREdsiuhfkjdsHUSH'SB00BSlrfew dsxynjgdshu/destroy.exe (http://www.rapidsharefile.com/98327498/sdfdsfhl/dsf27y98322/foisdjfoidsf/r98dhf98dsfjfsdoifjdoijf9823/9udsiofhdsiufhdsiuhfkjdslrfewdsxynjgdshu)

This is now the THIRD time I've told all ya'll that it's safe, so now you can rest completely assured that it indeed is.

[east coast producer]

Whatdaya want to bet the mods are watching this guy ? I agree, from a total of 7 posts ages ago, to suddenly the posting king ! All over him wanting us to download his "special song". I smell a rat !

Moreover, I'd bet he's padding his "yes, it's totally safe" poll question with his legion of other fake identities. You're so transparent, Dyck.. err... Cecil!

[wx or not]

See the recent poll data. It's a perfectly safe download.
There's only one download that's been coming from you. And you've been leaving that load across several pages now!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Oh, I get it. You guys are just fooling around. According to the poll, 13 people here have downloaded Merry Christmas You Suckers and are enjoying it right now. Well, I hope you enjoyed your laugh. You really got me.

Merry Christmas you jokers you!

[wx or not]

k. Thx. Bye!!!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It just makes me so happy that you played a little joke on me. I feel like one of the cool gang now. Your trust means a lot. I'll post more downloads to share.

[News Is Broken]

It just makes me so happy that you played a little joke on me. I feel like one of the cool gang now. Your trust means a lot. I'll post more downloads to share.

It's a great song. If you play it backwards, you can clearly hear a voice say "Nigerian Lottery" several times.

[Clever Login Name]

I wish Cecil well. His talents demand that you download that song.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I wish Cecil well. His talents demand that you download that song.

Thank you for your support! You guys are so funny. Really, I'm touched. You had me going for awhile there. Merry Christmas to you too!

[east coast producer]

It's amazing -- right now, the poll shows that Cecil has 26 other aliases. Get a life, Dyck!

[HushHush]

Geezus - now I know this is a fake post.

30 people responded to the poll. That's a Medialine record.

If I were a mod I'd be checking the IP's on those 27 YES votes ... anyone who has that many alias' here has a serious issue!

[wx or not]

anyone who has that many alias' here has a serious issue!

Nonsense. I have only one name here, and I still have serious issues!;)

[wx or not]

Really, I'm touched.
Don't sell yourself short. You were touched a long time before this place.

[the original buttongod]

Ok, I bit, and downloaded it. I listened to about a minute or so. Can I have that minute back of my life, and would you now just go away ?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Ok, I bit, and downloaded it. I listened to about a minute or so.

But I've got more songs to share. And I thought you guys liked me, but you were just joking around.

I get it. This is another joke, not about downloading the song, it's a perfectly safe download, but about wanting me to go away.

Do you guys have to kid all the time? Can't you take a minute to extend a hand in warmth and kindness and holiday spirit?

I see the dowload count is getting higher. Thanks for the support guys. I know you really love me.

I'm looking for my mp3 of I Wanna Spend Christmas With Elvis (Heartbreak Noel)

It's a gas at parties!

Here it is!

http://rapidshare.com/files/10543353/Debbie_Dabney_-_I_Want_To_Spend_Christmas_With_Elvis.mp3.html

And yes, don't worry, it's a safe download!

[wx or not]

Are you still here? Which one of you guys left the door unlocked again?

[HushHush]

Sorry wx! I had to let the dog out before I took him to the kennel. Next time I'll make sure to lock up behind me.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

It's not irrational to believe that a large heavy object moving at a high rate of speed will injure you if you are struck.

Are you talking about MY cock now?

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Can't you take a minute to extend a hand in warmth and kindness and holiday spirit?

I got your "warmth" right here, pal:

:moon:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I got your "warmth" right here, pal:


Is that all you can think about, penises and buttocks?

Please, take your mind off of homoerotic humor and listen to this song.

It's a perfectly safe download, just like the last one.


http://rapidshare.com/files/10543353...Elvis.mp3.html

[Brooklyn]

If you've been here since mid-2001, why wait until now to start padding your post count and sharing music for others to download?

[wx or not]

If you've been here since mid-2001, why wait until now to start padding your post count and sharing music for others to download?
Because this is not the ORIGINAL Cell Phone Cecil. This is his twin brother Brian...:eek:

[Brooklyn]

Because this is not the ORIGINAL Cell Phone Cecil. This is his twin brother Brian...:eek:

Every time I see the name Cecil, I think back to that one Bugs Bunny cartoon called, "The Tortoise and the Hare" with Cecil the Turtle.

http://www.nonstick.com/characters/pics/cecil.jpg

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Is that all you can think about, penises and buttocks?

No, I think about nipples and va-jay-jays too.

[Produce man]

Is that all you can think about, penises and buttocks?
Wow, you're pretty smart for a "newbie".

[Cell Phone Cecil]

If you've been here since mid-2001, why wait until now to start padding your post count and sharing music for others to download?


http://rapidshare.com/files/10543353/Debbie_Dabney_-_I_Want_To_Spend_Christmas_With_Elvis.mp3.html
I used to come around years ago, but it was dreary then. Now it's cheery, much like myself. Of course I could do without the homoerotic humor of Mighty Dyckerson, but then I guess you take the bad with the good.

The download above is perfectly safe, and I'll tell you something about it. It's listed as Debbie Dabney, but it's actually a woman named Marlene Paul!

How funny is that?

Go ahead and download the song. It's perfectly safe.

[wx or not]

I used to come around years ago, but it was dreary then. Now it's cheery, much like myself.
"Brought to you by the makers of Lithium!"

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Wow, you're pretty smart for a "newbie".

Hey thanks! And right back at ya! I'm sure you're plenty smart too!

[wx or not]

Hey thanks! And right back at ya! I'm sure you're plenty smart too!
Oh, GREAT! Now we gotta deal with TWINS?:eek:

[Clever Login Name]

The download above is perfectly safe, and I'll tell you something about it. It's listed as Debbie Dabney, but it's actually a woman named Marlene Paul!

How funny is that?
.

Pretty damn funny, I must say.

[Brooklyn]

Hey thanks! And right back at ya! I'm sure you're plenty smart too!

You definitely haven't been around for a while... :shifty:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Pretty damn funny, I must say.

I know! She recorded it for two different labels with two different names and she was paid twice for the same recording!

[Clever Login Name]

You're KIDDING ME?!?!?!

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Wow, you're pretty smart for a "newbie".

He sure is. Why don't you download his music and tell us again how smart he is?

:rolleyes:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

You're KIDDING ME?!?!?!

No! And you know who co-wrote it? Bobby Darin!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Why don't you download his music and tell us again how smart he is?

Yes! They're perfectly safe downloads.

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

http://rapidshare.com/files/10543353/Debbie_Dabney_-_I_Want_To_Spend_Christmas_With_Elvis.mp3.html

[Produce man]

Gotta say, Cecil, you seem pretty pre-occupied with people downloading this song...

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Gotta say, Cecil, you seem pretty pre-occupied with people downloading this song...
I dislike the strong and repeated insinuation that there's something wrong with the downloads that I've posted. Insinuation without fact.

Well, they are good holiday songs. And I think the more people here that download them, the more people will know that they're perfectly safe.

So, not only will I be sharing good music with good friends, but let's face it, my valuable reputation is at stake.

See for yourself, they are perfectly safe.

[Produce man]

I'll take your word for it.

Good Luck!!

[News Is Broken]

I dislike the strong and repeated insinuation that there's something wrong with the downloads that I've posted. Insinuation without fact.

Well, they are good holiday songs. And I think the more people here that download them, the more people will know that they're perfectly safe.

So, not only will I be sharing good music with good friends, but let's face it, my valuable reputation is at stake.

See for yourself, they are perfectly safe.

Mebbe if you posted them on a more reputable site than Crapidshare, people wouldn't think there's a problem.

And WHY the need to download? The YouTube version works well enough to convey the message, doesn't it?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I'll take your word for it.

Good Luck!!

Thank you and God Bless. You seem superior to the others.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Thank you and God Bless. You seem superior to the others.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Mebbe if you posted them on a more reputable site than Crapidshare, people wouldn't think there's a problem.

And WHY the need to download? The YouTube version works well enough to convey the message, doesn't it?

What's wrong with RapidShare? I've never had any problems with it, ever.

Check out the youtube versions of the songs. They're both on there. But if you want a copy for yourself to enjoy in your ipod, office or home computer, download an MP3. It's fast, it's free and most of all, it's safe. It's very safe. I downloaded it myself. And just look at the poll above. So have so many others.

[FD2BLK]

Why are you so insistent we download this song?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Why are you so insistent we download this song?

I'm just insistent that it is safe.

[FD2BLK]

It's as is you're taking it personally that we don't want to download it.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I'm just insistent that it is safe.

And I'm insistent that you're a nitwit.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's as is you're taking it personally that we don't want to download it.

No, but by spreading false claims about the danger, many posters are in effect calling me a liar. I'm not a liar. And the download is safe. Go ahead. It's safe.

[wx or not]

No, but by spreading false claims about the danger, many posters are in effect calling me a liar. I'm not a liar. And the download is safe. Go ahead. It's safe.
Okay, troll....did you ever see "Marathon Man" with Dustin Hoffman? "Is it safe? Is it SAFE?" Creepy.

[FD2BLK]

Go ahead. It's safe.

Is it really safe?


http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/913/218/9132188b-bd23-4e6a-912a-25c080bd0ccc

[Produce man]

What Fade, you trying to be Roy Hobbs now?

[HushHush]

For some reason .. Cecil is starting to sound A LOT like Ellen DeGeneres. It's getting pretty humorous too.

[FD2BLK]

For some reason .. Cecil is starting to sound A LOT like Ellen DeGeneres. It's getting pretty humorous too.

Now that you mention it... :cheers:

[east coast producer]

I'm just insistent that it is safe.

I downloaded it, and now suddenly I have kidney stones, a black man is President and the automakers are going bankrupt.

Definitely NOT safe to download.

[Another side]

I downloaded it, too, and I can testify it hawsn't affertd my abitilitytu typqr clrper, cmplt ssent[urshas.

[tater]

I don't like the poll question, I don't have an unrealistic fear...just an irrational fear.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded it, too.

You and many others my brother! Way to go! Here's what a friend of mine wrote to me in an email after downloading "Merry Christmas You Suckers"

Hey, [redacted]

Thanks a lot for the download! Not only have I never heard this funny little Christmas song before, I'd never heard OF it! Very cool of you to share it with me. Cheers, man! You were right, it's a good song, and it's completely safe.

Merry Christmas,

[redacted]

And so it goes. Spreading Christmas cheer and joy with a sardonic little tune. I feel a little bit like an oversized elf.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I downloaded it, and now suddenly I have kidney stones, a black man is President and the automakers are going bankrupt.

Hey, funny joke! I know you're humming the merry tune at this very moment.
You're welcome. Have you tried the I Want To Spend Christmas With Elvis download yet? Just as good. And just as safe.

[Another side]

I was lying. I wouldn't download it if I was on YOUR computer.

[TAFKA wacowx]

C'mon people...just like Sir Speedy...ignore him and he will go away.

Same re-posting of the same phrases:

"the downloads are perfectly safe"

vs.

"those fine reporters did nothing wrong....tapes were meant to be erased"

in EVERY single posting!:frustrated:

EDIT: just noticed...the same :) at the top of each post.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Same re-posting of the same phrases:
"the downloads are perfectly safe"

Well they are perfectly safe. How else do you say it?
They're good songs, and it's perfectly safe to download them, just in case you were wondering.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I wouldn't download it if I was on YOUR computer.

No need, I already have both on my computer. And I can tell you truthfully, they're perfectly safe, should you change your mind and accept the gift I have offered this Christmas season.

[wx or not]

No need, I already have both on my computer. And I can tell you truthfully, they're perfectly safe, should you change your mind and accept the gift I have offered this Christmas season.
"Please....try the Kool Aid. I made it myself!!!"

[Mighty Dyckerson]

...they're perfectly safe, should you change your mind and accept the gift I have offered this Christmas season.

I left a little "gift" on your front porch. It's not Christmas yet, but go ahead and open it anyway. Soon.

[Another side]

Nah ... he'smuch more entertaining than Sir Speedy.

Or, maybe it's a different Shtick for Sir Speedy. If so, it's a good change.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

What will all the bannings recently, I think it's time we sat back, relaxed and calmed down a little. What always calms me down is when I listen to a little a little free Christmas music.

I'm doing my part with the Paddy Roberts and Debbie Dabney songs.

They're mirthful and of couse, very, very safe.

[wx or not]

What will all the bannings recently, I think it's time we sat back, relaxed and calmed down a little. What always calms me down is when I listen to a little a little free Christmas music.

I'm doing my part with the Paddy Roberts and Debbie Dabney songs.

They're mirthful and of couse, very, very safe.
THEY'RE safe because they use protection. You, on the other hand, seem to delight in spreading it around...

[Cell Phone Cecil]

THEY'RE safe because they use protection. You, on the other hand, seem to delight in spreading it around...

There's nothing to protect yourself against. I have downloaded the files. They are safe. They will make you happy. What more do you want?

[the original buttongod]

There's nothing to protect yourself against. I have downloaded the files. They are safe. They will make you happy. What more do you want?

For you to go away, back to your little cave !

[Mighty Dyckerson]

For you to go away, back to your little cave !

His cave is not safe. There could be bats in there.

[the original buttongod]

His cave is not safe. There could be bats in there.

He already has them in his belfry !

[tater]

I'm afraid to click on it...as it may solve the abortion and gay rights issue, and then we wouldn't have anything to argue about here anymore.

[FD2BLK]

Well they are perfectly safe..

So. we're just supposed to take your word on it? This is exactly what you would be telling us if you indeed wanted us to download some nasty virus.

Can you blame us for being skeptical?

[wx or not]

There's nothing to protect yourself against. I have downloaded the files. They are safe. They will make you happy. What more do you want?
Ah, hmmm....just where does one start with a question like this?:rolleyes:

[Jane Craig]

OK, let me try... Who would even WANT to download something called "Merry Christmas, You Suckers"???????????????????

[Another side]

Hillbillies and other Republicans?

[wx or not]

Hillbillies and other Republicans?
I liked their first album.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

OK, let me try... Who would even WANT to download something called "Merry Christmas, You Suckers"???????????????????
Okay, for the uneducated and just plain stupid among you, "Merry Christmas, You Suckers" is a classic example of the sardonic humor and wit of noted songwriter Paddy Roberts.

Song Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, you suckers, you miserable men
That old festive season is with you again
You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk
and from here to New Year, you'll be drunk as a skunk

Merry Christmas, you suckers, it's perfectly clear
that you fall for it all a bit sooner each year
If it goes on like this, you will find pretty soon
you're singing "White Christmas" as early as June

This Christmas card racket will cost you a packet
Each season it seems to expand
The cards are so clever, though nothing whatever
to do with the subject in hand

You'll be taking the kids 'round to multiple stores
to be frightened to death by some old Santa Claus
Then it's parties with spirits and vino and beer
Merry Christmas, you suckers, and a happy New Year

Merry Christmas, you suckers, you bleary eyed lot
You'll never get rid of that headache you've got
but I hope you feel splendid, you certainly should
with your stomachs distended with turkey and pudd

Merry Christmas, you suckers, jump into your cars
Roar off to your neighbors to sink a few jars
Though your vision is double, just keep smiling through
There are others in trouble a lot worse than you

Beyond any question, acute indigestion
will plague you and make you unwell
You won't take the warning, you'll wake up each morning
undoubtedly feeling like hell

But stick to it, suckers, go swallow a pill
for this is the season of peace and good will
While we patiently wait for that nuclear blast
Merry Christmas, you suckers, it may be your last
http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/...OU_SUCKERS.mp3

Why would anyone want to download it?

Because it's not a commonly heard song.
Because it's funny.
Because it's free.
Because it's offered in friendship and the spirit of Christmas.
It's okay to download it, it's safe.

[wx or not]

Oh, good LORD! We've tried to show you the door, we've tried to shove you through the window, we've even tried to throw you down the staircase. Are you unbalanced, or is there something more sinister we don't know yet?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Oh, good LORD! We've tried to show you the door, we've tried to shove you through the window, we've even tried to throw you down the staircase. Are you unbalanced, or is there something more sinister we don't know yet?

I thought you were joking. Who would act in such a manner?

[wx or not]

I thought you were joking. Who would act in such a manner?
I'm joking no more. You have wasted so much space with this. IF you had posted the site AND left it at that, fine. Those who were interested would have checked it out and given the thumbs up if all was well. Your insistence has turned this into a near-death experience, where we all end up completely tired of talking back to you. And that's where I'm leaving it.

[the original buttongod]

Ok, so who is Paddy Roberts ? Obviously, not that famous. link to his wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_Roberts_(songwriter)). I'm not impressed !

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I thought you were joking. Who would act in such a manner?

Beats me. Clearly wx or not's behavior is not safe.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Your insistence has turned this into a near-death experience.

You ignorantly and arrogantly misinterpret insistence. I'm not insistent. I'm calmly and warmly reassuring that the download is perfectly safe, which it most certainly is. Of all the people who have successfully downloaded it, nobody has had an unkind word to say. It's only the ignorant among you who continune to create patently false impressions and fan the fears of others into an inferno of anxiety.

A near death experience? In your case, I'm only sad the patient recovered.

[tater]

It's only the ignorant among you who continune to create patently false impressions and fan the fears of others into an inferno of anxiety.


We call them the tin-foil hat brigade.

Besides there's nothing better than a good consperiacy theory. I heard that by downloading the song you are funding the illuminati with more money to continue their progress to make us under one government.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I heard that by downloading the song you are funding the illuminati with more money to continue their progress to make us under one government.

Oh well, yes, there's THAT. But it's a perfectly safe download!

[Cell Phone Cecil]

If that isn't insistent, I don't know what would.

Ignorant and/or uneducated; Exhibit A.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Aww, what's the matter? Did my previous post strike a nerve?

Nooooooo. I'm just amazed that you don't realize why it's so equally funny and ignorant.

[Another side]

I'm joking no more. You have wasted so much space with this. IF you had posted the site AND left it at that, fine. Those who were interested would have checked it out and given the thumbs up if all was well. Your insistence has turned this into a near-death experience, where we all end up completely tired of talking back to you. And that's where I'm leaving it.

Wow.

Who's "we."

[Another side]

OK ... I'll pretend like I was talking to you and respond.

With seven pages on this thread, I'd suggest you're wrong.

[Another side]

I see you're speaking for "we" too.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I see you're speaking for "we" too.

On behalf of all the Dyckersons on this forum, WE ALL wish you'd SHADDAP.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Merry Christmas Another Side!

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

You too, Dyckerson.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Merry Christmas Another Side!

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

You too, Dyckerson.

You can edit that stupid post as many times as you want. I'm still not clicking your unsafe link.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's perfectly safe. No download necessary.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

I put a song in there just for Another Side!
And Brooklyn, Tater, FD2BLK and Hush too!

I even put a song in there for you Dyk.
I couldn't find Dykie's Monkey, so you're gonna have to settle for Mickey's Monkey instead.

Feel free to click, and do the safety dance!

Merry Christmas, You Suckers!

[the original buttongod]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n37/buttongod_2006/stop-posting.gif

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Why the hostility? What's the problem? Where's your Christmas spirit?
There's nothing to download. It's a link, just like most people here post. All you have to do is click it and the music I've chose as special Christmas gifts for you and yours will play. It's perfectly safe. No download necessary.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

There's a very nice Judy Collins song which I think is Another Side's theme song. And there are theme songs for Brooklyn, Tater, FD2BLK and Hush too!

Even that funny monkey Dykerson has a suggested theme song.
There's no need to thank me. It was my pleasure, since we're all such good friends and internet buddies around here!

It's safe to click, so do the safety dance!

[the original buttongod]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n37/buttongod_2006/ThreadSucks.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

blah

Uh oh, watch out. You're exposing yourself as an ass, buttongod. I'm sorry I couldn't find a theme song for you until now.

But it's in there, right after Dyckerson's song.

Yours is called "Push the Button" because that's apparently all you know how to do, what with your lack of wit and intelligence and all.

But that's okay. Just like ditch diggers, the world needs button pushers too.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

It's okay, it's perfectly safe to push the button and do the safety dance!

[wx or not]

....(I hear Calvin.....)......

[TAFKA wacowx]

Those fine young reporters did nothing wrong.

Videotape was meant to be erased.

I wish them well in the future.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

This safe...

http://www.se12locksmith.co.uk/images/Safe02.jpg

...is not safe.

[News Is Broken]

....(I hear Calvin.....)......

Calvin's OK. It's Hobbes you gotta watch out for.

[tater]

Another place that isn't safe.

http://www.blog.thesietch.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/safeway.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Uh, you guys are harrassing me. And just because I tried to be friends?
That's not very Christmasy.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

[News Is Broken]

www.unsafewarestorjansandkeyloggers.com/clickmeiamperfectlysafe.exe

[wx or not]

Uh, you guys are harrassing me. And just because I tried to be friends?
That's not very Christmasy.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867
I've come to the conclusion that this OP is not the original Cell Phone Cecil...I would hazard a guess that he/she/it kept trying easy passwords until one matched. That might explain how a 2001 poster with only six posts suddenly expands the post count, and for no good reason!

[tater]

www.clickonthisandyoullgetavirus.com

[TAFKA wacowx]

I've come to the conclusion that this OP is not the original Cell Phone Cecil...I would hazard a guess that he/she/it kept trying easy passwords until one matched. That might explain how a 2001 poster with only six posts suddenly expands the post count, and for no good reason!

He was originally named "Zorro" and showed up in a thread back in '05 about who had the fewest posts over the longest time.

[wx or not]

He was originally named "Zorro" and showed up in a thread back in '05 about who had the fewest posts over the longest time.
Not from the movie "Zorro, the Gay Blade," was it?

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Morley is not safe, but he is Safer.

http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/06/0410/m/8morleysafer.jpg

[tater]

Morley is not safe, but he is Safer.

http://www.princeton.edu/pr/pwb/06/0410/m/8morleysafer.jpg

I knew it...Dyck is nothing more than a Roy Hobbs alias.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Why you're not really friendly at all. You're a bunch of aggressive hoodlums with seriously advanced anger issues. I've never been so insulted in all my days.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

[tater]

Why you're not really friendly at all. You're a bunch of aggressive hoodlums with seriously advanced anger issues. I've never been so insulted in all my days.


And yet you keep coming back for more.

[FD2BLK]

I've never been so insulted in all my days.


Somehow I doubt that.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

And yet you keep coming back for more.

Why should I let a couple of aggressive hoodlums with seriously advanced anger issues run me off? I shall stay an partake in the discussion with my friends. And if you try to stop it with your unseemly manners, then I shall just do what you profess to do... gain the attention of the moderator Calvin.

He should be able to take care of you ruffians in short time.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

[tater]

Why should I let a couple of aggressive hoodlums with seriously advanced anger issues run me off? I shall stay an partake in the discussion with my friends. And if you try to stop it with your unseemly manners, then I shall just do what you profess to do... gain the attention of the moderator Calvin.

He should be able to take care of you ruffians in short time.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

Holy cow this is an internet board, not a well respected ball recital.

I would expect to be insulted on one of these, heck I don't even take it personally when the aggressive hoodlums come at me. After all they are just words...words that turn into bitter wax in my ears.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Holy cow this is an internet board.

And we should look after each other.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

"C'mon people now. Smile on your brother. Everybody get together, try to love one another right now…try to love one another right now."

Jesse Colin Young

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

[Cell Phone Cecil]

What the world needs now, is love, sweet love.
That's the only thing, there is just too little of.

[wx or not]

Why should I let a couple of aggressive hoodlums with seriously advanced anger issues run me off? I shall stay an partake in the discussion with my friends. And if you try to stop it with your unseemly manners, then I shall just do what you profess to do... gain the attention of the moderator Calvin.

He should be able to take care of you ruffians in short time.
An, yon, forsooth!!! Is it not without the care of ruffians, insomuch as to bow before the greatness of Him, towards whom we have named "CALVIN"? Anon, before the good light has smoldered within its very frame, we should take heed and ponder that which has left us without...

[Cell Phone Cecil]

You forgot to include a picture to go along with your soliloquy...

http://blogs.pcworld.com/gameon/images/to_be_or_not_to_be.jpg



So I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and you threaten to decapitate me? What kind of sick person are you?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Maybe we should all chip in and buy you the t-shirt...
Hey pal, you're the one who threatened dismemberment. Maybe we should chip in and buy you therapy.

[News Is Broken]

Hey pal, you're the one who threatened dismemberment. Maybe we should chip in and buy you therapy.

No way. T-shirts are WAY cheaper than therapy.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

No way. T-shirts are WAY cheaper than therapy.

Well, a t-shirt that says "I'm sick and I need therapy"

[News Is Broken]

Well, a t-shirt that says "I'm sick and I need therapy"

Hmm. How about we just give him the almost-see-thru-thin-Hanes comes-in-a-3-pack-for-2-bucks white variety and a sharpie pen (he can write whatever he likes on it). I'm a cheapskate.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Hmm. How about we just give him the almost-see-thru-thin-Hanes comes-in-a-3-pack-for-2-bucks white variety.

I am not going to discuss your providing a see thru t-shirt to some guy on the internet. That's just wrong.

And it's not very safe.

Unlike this link, which is indeed very, very safe.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

There's a very nice Judy Collins song which I think is Another Side's theme song. And there are theme songs for Brooklyn, Tater, FD2BLK and Hush too!

Even that funny monkey Dykerson has a suggested theme song.
There's no need to thank me. It was my pleasure, since we're all such good friends and internet buddies around here!

I also put one in for Buttongod called push the button, cause that's all he knows how to do. And since someone suggested love and happiness, I put Get Together by the Youngbloods in there as well. We are very nearly at party capacity.

It's safe to click, so do the safety dance!

[FD2BLK]

It's safe to click, so do the safety dance!


http://weirdward.net/sitebuilder/images/Men_Without_Hats_-_The_Safety_Dance_007_0001-278x206.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

http://weirdward.net/sitebuilder/images/Men_Without_Hats_-_The_Safety_Dance_007_0001-278x206.jpg

Exactly. Time to party.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

[newz2me]

You forgot to include a picture to go along with your soliloquy...

http://blogs.pcworld.com/gameon/images/to_be_or_not_to_be.jpg

:)
So I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and you threaten to decapitate me? What kind of sick person are you?
The picture is from the play Hamlet written by William Shakespeare. A man who never wrote, sang or downloaded obscure Christmas music.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

The picture is from the play Hamlet written by William Shakespeare. A man who never wrote, sang or downloaded obscure Christmas music.

Never wrote a Christmas song? Are you sure? This Shakespeare sonnet could very well have been put to music, and most likely was:

"Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind
As man's ingratitude;
Thy tooth is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh ho, sing heigh ho, unto the green holly;
most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then, heigh ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly.
Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
That dost not bite so nigh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the waters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remember'd not.
Heigh ho, sing heigh ho, unto the green holly:
most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly:
Then, heigh ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly."

Why haven't we heard the music to this song? Probably someone long ago was afraid to download it would be my guess.

But alas, things without all remedy
Should be without regard: what's done, is done.

[newz2me]

http://www.hollywoodcultmovies.com/assets/images/autogen/a_RobertUrichVegas.jpg
Alas poor Urich. I knew him Horatio......

[Cell Phone Cecil]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm542vgPTUw

Just as I thought. Check out this link. It's safe. It's perfectly safe. It's Shakespeare's lost Christmas song.

Another version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjpgBFGYBlA&feature=related

[wx or not]

Well, a t-shirt that says "I'm sick and I need therapy"
Okay, we'll all chip in and get you a t-shirt that says you're sick and need therapy. thanks for the idea....

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Hey, 41 people can't be wrong. It's a safe download. Merry Christmas.

[east coast producer]

I didn't think it was possible, but you clearly have more aliases than Dyckerson.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I didn't think it was possible, but your clearly have more aliases than Dyckerson.

Clam up, Dyckerson.

[Calvin]

While I get the impression Cecil is as harmless as Sally, there have been a number of spam-related complaints about this topic.
Christmas -- and this thread -- will both end in six hours and 45 minutes.

Scrooge Calvin

[Kace]

Well, that was a fun read.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Clam up, Dyckerson.

Clam up Dyckerson.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Calvin is not safe.

[Another side]

While I get the impression Cecil is as harmless as Sally, there have been a number of spam-related complaints about this topic.
Christmas -- and this thread -- will both end in six hours and 45 minutes.

Scrooge Calvin

Ridiculous.

[Bureau Chief]

Do you people realize how bizzare this thread is? I advance the theory that this poster is none other K Martin, weather wonder of the southern california coast who was recently removed from the presence of more educated weather wonders.

[TAFKA wacowx]

Do you people realize how bizzare this thread is? I advance the theory that this poster is none other K Martin, weather wonder of the southern california coast who was recently removed from the presence of more educated weather wonders.

Nah...more like Speed Racer/Sir Speedy...etc...telling us those fine reporters at KDUH did nothing wrong erasing those tapes. Even the smily at the top of each post...his trademark! Just look back at the KDUH thread and see.

[Kace]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/Kace-BTT/popcorn_smiley.gif

[Calvin]

Well, that was a fun read.

Never fear, Kace. I was just pulling some Calvin Christmas humor on you.
The reality is this thread has been Medialine's most popular in the previous two weeks. Its not going anywhere.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

This thread has been Medialine's most popular in the previous two weeks. Its not going anywhere.

The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

Let's all download the song together and sing as one!

Merry Christmas You Suckers! Merrry Christmas one and all!

Click to hear a youtube version of the 1962 Song by Paddy Roberts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp1HlosPdU)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/3394/3680/320/suckers.jpg
Song Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, you suckers, you miserable men
That old festive season is with you again
You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk
and from here to New Year, you'll be drunk as a skunk

Merry Christmas, you suckers, it's perfectly clear
that you fall for it all a bit sooner each year

http://rapidshare.com/files/7018105/MERRY_XMAS_YOU_SUCKERS.mp3

[Another side]

Never fear, Kace. I was just pulling some Calvin Christmas humor on you.
The reality is this thread has been Medialine's most popular in the previous two weeks. Its not going anywhere.

Better.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Happy New Year You Suckers.

[Produce man]

Happy New Year's. you *uckers.:eek:

[Dutra2418]

so this is cecil! How did it take me so long to find this thread!

[Dutra2418]

also, I feel the poll question may be worded in a somewhat biased manner:shifty:

[Produce man]

so this is cecil! How did it take me so long to find this thread!Wait, I thought that was MY trailer?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

I'd like to thank you for nominating "Merry Christmas You Suckers" for MediaLine thread of the year! I'm extremely honored that you've so willingly accepted me with your wide open hearts.

It is the only thread of the year with a 5 star ranking and it is in the top ten for most viewed and top five in most replies.

And while there's no official category, with 43 people responding favorably in the poll (with just 18 unfortunate dissenters) "Merry Christmas You Suckers" was also likely the most downloaded song in MediaLine history.

You have made me so very happy, and for that I thank you.

Now I fully expect to be chosen Medialine's Man of the Year. Actually, I don't know if I'll win, but it's an honor just to be selected.

I think we should have a nomination party.

That's why I created a video jukebox with the theme songs of some long time posters.

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

There's a very nice Judy Collins song which I think is Another Side's theme song. And there are theme songs for Brooklyn, Tater, FD2BLK and Hush too! Even Dykerson has a suggested theme song based upon his avatar. And even though he's rude, I put one in for Buttongod and because this is such a nice place, I put everybody's theme song Get Together by the Youngbloods in there as well. We are very nearly at party capacity.

It's safe to click, so do the safety dance!

[east coast producer]

with 43 people responding favorably in the poll

My Lord, even Dyckerson doesn't have that many aliases.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

It's 44 people now. And they're all legit. Thanks again for the show of support. My PM box is overflowing with well wishes.

[tater]

It's 44 people now. And they're all legit. Thanks again for the show of support. My PM box is overflowing with well wishes.

But your thread is no longer 5 stars. :(

[wxgeek]

Never fear, Kace. I was just pulling some Calvin Christmas humor on you.
The reality is this thread has been Medialine's most popular in the previous two weeks. Its not going anywhere.

The Kevin Martin threads were pretty popular, too, but that didn't stop you.

Edit: By the way, Cecil, I couldn't vote in your poll. There's not a choice for "Yes I downloaded it and it installed massive viruses and spyware which filled my work computer with porn."

[Cell Phone Cecil]

But your thread is no longer 5 stars.

Even though currently it is a four-star thread, the fact remains that it is the only four-star thread not begun and locked by a moderator. It still remains a very excellent thread because of the quality contained herewithin. Because of this, it is in contention for thread of the year, as I am in contention for MediaLine Man of the Year.

Your jealousy is noted, and not very becoming.

[tater]

It remains a very excellent thread. In contention for thread of the year, as I am in contention for MediaLine Man of the Year.

Your jealousy is noted.

Thanks...I always wanted it to be noted. Can you note my envy, greed, and lust too?

[Kace]

Are the notes meant to be erased eventually?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Thanks...I always wanted it to be noted. Can you note my envy, greed, and lust too?

Did you not like the theme song, Peelin' Taters?

http://view.playlist.com/14293049867

There's a very nice Judy Collins song for Another Side's theme song. And there are theme songs for Brooklyn, FD2BLK and Hush too! Even Dykerson has a song based upon his silly avatar. And even though he's rude, I put one in for Buttongod. And because this is such a nice place, I put Calvin's theme song "Get Together" in there as well.

It's safe to click, so do the safety dance!

[Kace]

http://i.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/sl/06/07/smoky-ribs-sl-1206239-l.jpg

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Are you trying to rib me?

[Another side]

And there's no such thing as a "very nice Judy Collins song."

I'm insulted and considering fake outrage.

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Judy Collins's voice gives rise to much beauty, joy and sorrow. I wish you'd try to see if from my side.

Come to think of it, perhaps we should make a Judy Collins recording the next new MediaLine theme song, cleverly written with a deft touch of heartrending sadness and much insight by the incomparable Stephen Sondheim: Click here for the new MediaLine theme song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvzUdM29_uA)

[tater]

Do you still have my jealousy note?

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Don't bother, they're here.

[Kace]

"Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer?" :rockon:

[Cell Phone Cecil]

Is the "official" announcement of MediaLine Man of the Year happening soon? I need to know so I can rent a tux.

[News Is Broken]

You should ask Delta Dawn. You know, next time you're between logging in as each other... :whistle:

You mean we're NOT all Dyckersons?