You know who I would vote for ...

[HushHush]

The very first candidate that's Agnostic or Atheist .. or even the first candidate that doesn't quote bible passages or mention God, Allah, Mohammad, Jesus, etc... Then I know - without fail - that religion won't cross in to their politics.

It is all well and good to have a basic set of moral standards to live by. You all know that I lean towards the true blue liberal democrat side ... but even Obama has quoted bible scripture during his debates and town hall meetings. And I really do get tired of hearing the candidates mentioning God all the time.

The candidates are doing a disservice to the millions of Americans in the country who are not religious. And perhaps this is why so many of us are truly undecided on which way to vote in the fall.

Just as I told the Democratic party when they last called me .. if you stop calling me I'll consider voting for your candidate. They stopped calling me.

So I'm throwing this out to all you hidden political cronies - report back to your bosses - stop quoting scripture, lecturing us on God, trying to convert us to your belief system. Then I just might vote for you in the fall.

I'm just saying!

[amabala]

I'm not sure about the other religions, but a true christian wouldn't get involved with a slimy, under-handed and dishonest profession like politics.

[Angel's Hell]

Eeewww! Every Athiest I've ever known has been all about killing people....

[Mighty Dyckerson]

...stop quoting scripture, lecturing us on God, trying to convert us to your belief system. Then I just might vote for you in the fall.

Vote for Dyckerson. I don't mention God unless I stub my toe or have an orgasm. And even then, there's usually nobody else around to hear it.

[HushHush]

Eeewww! Every Athiest I've ever known has been all about killing people....

Oh dear. Well .. you don't hang out with very nice people then do you? That's a shame.

[HushHush]

Vote for Dyckerson. I don't mention God unless I stub my toe or have an orgasm. And even then, there's usually nobody else around to hear it.

So you're admitting that Rosie Palms is your only serious relationship? :cool:

[The Mockingbird]

That just means no one is conscious.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

That just means no one is conscious.

True. My ladies tend to pass out from the unbridled ecstasy.

[Tripe Face]

Vote for Dyckerson. I don't mention God unless I stub my toe or have an orgasm. And even then, there's usually nobody else around to hear it.

Usually? Has there EVER been another person around when you had an orgasm... (by person I mean someone not requiring inflation).

[adam & doctor drew]

I will vote for the first person who answers a question with "I don't know."

[Clever Login Name]

I will vote for the first person who answers a question with "I don't know."

Even if it's about how many houses they own?

[60.cycle.hum]

'Too bad Mao and Stalin aren't running this year...

[FD2BLK]

True. My ladies tend to pass out from the unbridled ecstasy.

Or as most people call it, falling down drunk.

[Clever Login Name]

True. My ladies tend to pass out from the unbridled ecstasy.

FYI, Ecstasy should be capitalized.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Has there EVER been another person around when you had an orgasm...

Your mama was around last night.

[Tripe Face]

Your mama was around last night.

Who are you and what have you done with the Mighty Dyckerson who was clever and humorous?

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Who are you and what have you done with the Mighty Dyckerson who was clever and humorous?

Ask your mama.

[Diplomat]

'Too bad Mao and Stalin aren't running this year...

They'd probably get a few votes from posters here. ;)

[FD2BLK]

They'd probably get a few votes from posters here. ;)

More or lest votes than Green Party candidate Cynthia McKinney? :whistle:

[Ralphie the buffalo]

Who are you and what have you done with the Mighty Dyckerson who was clever and humorous?

I remember him.
That was a long time ago.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I remember him.
That was a long time ago.

...And the Buffalo Chip chimes in with his two senseless worth. Well done.

:moon:

[Kace]

I'll probably catch Hell for askin' this, but I figured somebody might as well.

If a candidate can't have any faith in God, how are we supposed to think he/she's gonna have enough faith in his/her own country?

[neodeity]

I'll probably catch Hell for askin' this, but I figured somebody might as well.

If a candidate can't have any faith in God, how are we supposed to think he/she's gonna have enough faith in his/her own country?

Because one's country is somewhat tangible and it's existence is confirmed by physical evidence; God requires faith because there isn't any real, hard and fast proof of his existence. Running a country doesn't require faith, just vision, goals and the intelligence to lead us or take us to or towards those goals. Would you ever wonder if one doesn’t believe in Santa; then how could one believe in reindeer?

[ShakAttack]

Would you ever wonder if one doesn’t believe in Santa; then how could one believe in reindeer?

Great analogy, Neodeity.
:worship:

[Kace]

Hey, that's why I asked. :)

[News Is Broken]

I'd vote for the first candidate that offered to make me Vice Supreme Ruler of The Universe. Then I'd kill him.

But that's just me.

[HushHush]

I'd rather have a President that has the faith in his own people over one who puts all his faith into an imaginary friend.

[News Is Broken]

I'd rather have a President that has the faith in his own people over one who puts all his faith into an imaginary friend.

Au contraire Hush... Jesus is no imaginary friend. He's real. He even posts on Medialine sometimes (or he used to anyway - it's been a while. Must be busy, what with the upcoming apocalypse and all.)

[Clever Login Name]

Because one's country is somewhat tangible and it's existence is confirmed by physical evidence; God requires faith because there isn't any real, hard and fast proof of his existence. Running a country doesn't require faith, just vision, goals and the intelligence to lead us or take us to or towards those goals. Would you ever wonder if one doesn’t believe in Santa; then how could one believe in reindeer?

Of course it would be the poster known as neodeity to come up with the answer.

[Pro]

If a candidate can't have any faith in God, how are we supposed to think he/she's gonna have enough faith in his/her own country?

Abraham Lincoln did. Historians have established he was a skeptic on religion.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Abraham Lincoln did. Historians have established he was a skeptic on religion.

Yeah, and look what happened to him!

[Jesus]

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

[ShakAttack]

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Thanks be to our Openline Jesus :worship:

[ewink]

Wishful thinking, Hush. FFS, this country went goofy over the idea of someone who may have possibly at one time worn a hat that is similar to what Muslims wear.

Neither the right nor the left will ever accept someone who doesn't believe in god. Eventually, we might elect someone who believes a bit differently; i.e. a Jew, but I am not counting on seeing that in my lifetime.

[HushHush]

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Thanks be to our Openline Jesus :worship:

Isn't there something in the Bible about worshiping false idols?

[ShakAttack]

Isn't there something in the Bible about worshiping false idols?

Double-H, I was being sarcastic about our Openline inhouse Jesus! (in case you had any confusion)

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Isn't there something in the Bible about worshiping false idols?

Don't you worship American Idol??

;)

[ShakAttack]

Don't you worship American Idol??

;)

Hey Dyck, quit playing around on this thread and go focus your creative juices on the 'NBC sucks" thread! Let's keep that gem goin' :D

[Produce man]

Usually? Has there EVER been another person around when you had an orgasm... (by person I mean someone not requiring inflation).:worship: :worship:

[Mighty Dyckerson]

:worship: :worship:

You're such a ****ing idiot. And so predictable.

[Produce man]

I remember him.
That was a long time ago.Before the "accident"...

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Before the "accident"...

What about the "accident" that resulted in your conception?

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[HushHush]

Double-H, I was being sarcastic about our Openline inhouse Jesus! (in case you had any confusion)

No confusion :)

Dyckums .. I don't worship the show! I just watch it.

Now ... I worship Bono .. but that's an entirely different story.

[News Is Broken]

Isn't there something in the Bible about worshiping false idols?

Yup, but it only applies if you believe in such things.