BREAKING NEWS: Obama picks Hillary

[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator Hillary Clinton is his running mate.


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[Mighty Dyckerson]

People, this is huge.

[wx or not]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator Hillary Clinton is his running mate.

...right now....wait for the change....

[amabala]

He needs her.
He can't win without her.

[tater]

People, this is huge.

ahem ... that's what she said.

(and by she I mean Hillary)

[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen former vice president Al Gore as his running mate.

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[Clever Login Name]

Funny how no one else is reporting that ... I know it's early, but it usually doesn't take them this long to at least repeat what the AP is saying.


eta: I see now this is a joke ... sorry!

Although I do think HRC is the candidate that can both help and hurt Obama the most.

[buckpasser]

Nice try, Hitler

[tater]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Vice President Dick Cheney is his running mate.


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:rockon:

[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Kermit the Frog as his running mate.

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[Kace]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Rio By Duran Duran is his running mate.


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[Mighty Dyckerson]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Christina Applegates' breasts are his running mates.


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[Clever Login Name]

Well, now you're being ridiculous.

[buckpasser]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Elmo has sent a text message to supporters indicating Oscar the Grouch is his running mate.


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[tater]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating a Georgia Reporter is his running mate.


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[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Barry Obama is his running mate.

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[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating the Parade Factoid of the Week is his running mate.

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[buckpasser]

You know that Bigfoot they found?


Ah...forget it...

[product of communism]

I was just about to do that one.

[Kace]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that he wants a yes or no answer before Pro blows a gasket.

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:hug:

[The Mockingbird]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator John McCain is his running mate.

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[Diggin' Bear]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Brett Favre is his running mate.

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[wx or not]

WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is his running mate.

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[Kace]

If elected Favre will at some point resign from being Vice President, only to want his Vice Presidency back a few months later.

[Diggin' Bear]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that yes, you can call it a Space Shuttle and not an orbiter.

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[Lazlo Toth]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that he wants a yes or no answer before Pro blows a gasket.

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:hug:
:worship:

[Mighty Dyckerson]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters apologizing for all the text messages.

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[Mr. Pratfall]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Meredith Viera as his running mate.

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[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Meredith Vieira has sent a text message to Senator Barack Obama indicating her name is spelled with two i's.

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[Kace]

I think Obama should announce his choice being Bob The Builder. That way, he can really hammer home the, "Yes we can," concept.

[Angel's Hell]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that Angel's Hell is his running mate.

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[Bandit]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that the rubber Bigfoot stored in a Georgia freezer is his running mate.

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[wx or not]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that there will be no running mate. He then stated that "not one living soul on this planet can meet my objectives."

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[product of communism]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that the rubber Bigfoot stored in a Georgia freezer is his running mate.

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We already did that one...

[Angel's Hell]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Senator Hillary Clinton is his running mate.


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This isn't a funny joke, you douchebag!

[Bandit]

We already did that one... He sent the first text on SunCom ... and they didn't get it. :rockon:

[product of communism]

This isn't a funny joke, you douchebag!

You're right. In fact, it's not a joke at all - it's actually a hoax. That's why Bigfoot was so interested in being part of it.

[Diplomat]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he won't choose a running mate, saying "it's above my pay grade."

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[Angel's Hell]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

Check this out, a likely occurence?

Send me a text at 1-800-Imtiredofpolitics

[casterdamus]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Michelle is a cunning mate.



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WASHINGTON (AP) - Supporters sent text messages back indicating they already knew that.


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[east coast producer]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that East Coast Producer has passed his kidney stone.

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[Diggin' Bear]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that if you put cork in a bat, it's much heavier.

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[DW]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Chuck Norris has sent a text message to supporters of Senator Barack Obama indicating that he has broken the Senator's phone. There will be no more text message updates.

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[adam & doctor drew]

CNN had all this yesterday.

[Jane Craig]

What a crock. Everybody knows it's going to be Meredith Vieira.

[Roy Hobbs]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that he is satisfied with his running shoes.


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[tater]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that he prefers boxers over briefs.


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[Bandit]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that Lil Jon is his choice as running mate.

Upon hearing the news, half his supporters reportedly said, "WHAT?!" while the other half said, "YAAAAY-UHHHH!!!"


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[FD2BLK]

What a crock. Everybody knows it's going to be Meredith Vieira.

Actually Jane, everyone knows Meredith is the true power behind the presidency.

[Lazlo Toth]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he has picked a panhandler as his running mate because he wanted an expert in change.

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[News Is Broken]

I've got a bad feeling about this...


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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating the Republic is being reorganized into the First Galactic Empire.

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[product of communism]

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MOSCOW (AP) - Russia says response to U.S. missile shield
development will go beyond diplomacy.

And, Senator Barack Obama has announced Vladimir Putin is his choice for a running mate.

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[Jane Craig]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that Lil Jon is his choice as running mate.

Upon hearing the news, half his supporters reportedly said, "WHAT?!" while the other half said, "YAAAAY-UHHHH!!!"


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Flavor Flav is said to be inconsolable.

[Mr. Pratfall]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he has picked a panhandler as his running mate because he wanted an expert in change.

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I believe we have a winner right here.

[News Is Broken]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that the Funniest Post in This Thread Award has been won by Lazlo Toth and has been awarded by Mr Pratfall.

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[The Thrill]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator John McCain has sent a text message.


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[Jax]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator John McCain has sent a text message.


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:worship:

[Kace]

http://grizzlymedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/winner-win.jpg

[ONairguy]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating Christina Applegates' breasts are his running mates.


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I think this is the best one... You know who ever he picks, both will be boobs if elected!

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I think this is the best one... You know who ever he picks, both will be boobs if elected!

Congratulations on your impeccable judgment!

[sonorandesert]

He sent the first text on SunCom ... and they didn't get it. :rockon:
They should've had more bars...
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Update to lose Georgia freezer reference and to ADD possible Cabinet nomination and to ADD candidate quote.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating that the rubber Bigfoot is his running mate.
Handlers have indicated that the Senator from Illinois may consider nominating the contrails to either Transportation or Interior positions.
When asked why, the presumptive democratic candidate could only answer "It's above my pay-grade".

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[Sigonfile]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen the Rev Al Sharpton as his running mate.

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[Sigonfile]

Obama has just announce that Chris Rock is his running mate.

[Milburn Drysdale]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Richard Simmons as his running mate.

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[Produce man]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Jesus Christ as his running mate.

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[Pro]

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Senator Barack Obama has sent a text message to supporters indicating he's chosen Jesus Christ as his running mate.

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Ummm....Say, Dip.....care to comment?

[From the Right]

Ummm....Say, Dip.....care to comment?

There's confusion at AP considering they believe Obama IS Jesus Christ....look for an update/correction from AP soon

[The Thrill]

:worship:

Aww, Jax...Kace...:hug: :hug:

[Kace]

You earned it, man!