Georgia - Russia Halftime Report

[Sultanosurf]

Russia's ground game chews up territory, Georgia looks to the bench for a spark.

Lemme get this straight, Russia invaded Georgia because Georgia invaded Ossetia. France brokered yet another cease-fire. Russian troops are stopping. Or not. Ethnic cleansing is underway again. Or not. The US is Georgia's friend. Or not. The UN could stop Russia. But Russia has a veto. We don't have to worry since the US isn't the world's policeman. Or not. And Melissa Stark is in China, not on the field...

[Lazlo Toth]

"Well, Bif, Georgia's gonna have to do somethin' soon before this one gets out of hand."

[jama]

Is Springsteen on stage now?

[Sultanosurf]

Where's Larry Munson when we need him?

[The Thrill]

"Whoa Nelly!" http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/04/27/2002958065.jpg

[Kace]

The Russia Vs. Republic Of Georgia matches must be fun at the Olympics right now.

[The Thrill]

The Russia Vs. Republic Of Georgia matches must be fun at the Olympics right now.

Right after the conflict started, one of the female air pistol competitions had a Russian and a Georgian right next to each other.

They hugged. :hug:

[The Mockingbird]

The Georgian women's volleyball team beat Russia. :eek:

[Sultanosurf]

Russians might get the edge on cheerleaders...

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/russia2004ve4.jpg

[Lazlo Toth]

Who's the perv trying to shoot up their skirts?

[Jax]

Typical of the French -- trying to get everyone to put their guns down.

[Ralphie the buffalo]

I'm surprised we haven't had a Super Sally thread asking if Atlanta had been taken by Russian forces yet.

[The Mockingbird]

Tragically, Super Sally, a longtime resident of Macon, was killed when the Russians bombed her apartment complex.

[News Is Broken]

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"See, what you have here is this, you see, Georgia came in prematurely from the 50, and Russia was there waitin' for 'em with about a gazillion pounds of firepower. The Georgians thought they could call out Nato from the bench but Russia was ready for 'em there too by sidelining Nato earlier in the game. In the end what you had if you were the Georgia coach was an offense unprepared for defense and on the Russian side, an offense that kept the ball on 1st and 10 for just about all of the first two quarters. When we come back from the half, the smart money says that the Russians will roll a "peacekeeping" convoy straight into the endzone and BOOM! That'll put most of the Georgia team on the DL for the rest of the season and pretty much guarantee a Russian victory here today."

[Roy Hobbs]

Russians might get the edge on cheerleaders...

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/russia2004ve4.jpg

...and the Georgia squad has been lax in guarding its flanks...
http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/uga-cheerleader.jpg

[Sultanosurf]

After that crack, a reminder the Rooskies already iced the dawg:

http://tidedruid.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/uga.jpg

[Sultanosurf]

Who's the perv trying to shoot up their skirts?

Spike? (He is now if he wasn't before. Wouldn't we all?)