Olympics question

[Judge]

What kind of skills are required to be an olympic handball goalie?

A pulse?
A history of getting your a$$ kicked on the playground?

Because seriously...if some huge German dude's making ready to unload a rubber ball from four feet in front of you, you can flail all you want.

Your face is either stopping that thing or it ain't.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

It's all networking and politics.

[Quagmire]

Its no jai alai, i'll tell you that much.

[s'news]

I must've missed this event. But I'll bet it's just a willingness to step up and take one for the team.