Philadelphia might as well cancel their home games next season.

[Mr. Rugen]

from Dallas Cowboys.com:

House Rules
The NFL on Tuesday released a code of conduct for its fans attending games, commissioner Roger Goodell saying, "The National Football League and its teams are committed to creating a safe, comfortable, and enjoyable experience for all fans, both in the stadium and in the parking lot. We want all fans attending our games to enjoy the experience in a responsible fashion."
The league wants to curb the environment of drunkenness, fighting and bullying sometimes found at its venues. It released a list of six no-nos for fans attending games.


Behavior that is unruly, disruptive, or illegal in nature
Intoxication or other signs of alcohol impairment that results in irresponsible behavior
Foul or abusive language or obscene gestures
Interference with the progress of the game (including throwing objects onto the field)
Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel
Verbal or physical harassment of opposing team fans

[Diplomat]

Hey--my hometown people put in a branch of arraignment court at the stadium to deal with unruly fans. :)

[Kace]

Fans can still boo, right?

[Mr. Rugen]

Fans can still boo, right?
Sure they can, Boo.

I think I just got my Medialine in jokes confused.

[Kace]

What happens if the rules are violated?

[Mr. Rugen]

I've heard it can be anything from making the offender drive an ugly car to prison rape. It really just depends on the severity of the offense, which will be a pretty sever offense in Big D this year.

[Diplomat]

I've heard it can be anything from making the offender drive an ugly car


Would never work in South Philadelphia--too many ugly cars there already. :)

[jama]

Would this be legal? :shifty:

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2168/eagyo2.jpg

[Ralphie the buffalo]

What happens if the rules are violated?

They send in the enforcers.
http://blogs.clevescene.com/cnotes/raiders%20fans.jpg


While looking for this pic I found the answer to that eternal question -- why do men keep their beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge?
Hit this link and scroll down for the answer.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa143/acehigh75/beer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx%3Fs%3D66%26f%3D1887%26t%3D2667079&h=503&w=330&sz=79&hl=en&start=26&tbnid=T9UOc7mApaVcgM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Draider%2Bfans%26start%3D18%26gbv%3D2% 26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

[Mr. Rugen]

Would this be legal? :shifty:

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2168/eagyo2.jpg
Nice one.
You better tuck that in, or I'm going to bully you.