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commercial hack
Aug 1st 2008, 06:17 AM
Make your own jokes about medialine (or dykerson's) humor here.
http://uktv.co.uk/dave/item/aid/604717
Who Cares???
Aug 1st 2008, 06:23 AM
Anyone besides me find the ten oldest jokes not really funny...
Mel Brooks versions are funnier.
The Cleaner
Aug 1st 2008, 06:48 AM
....yawn....
Mr. Rugen
Aug 1st 2008, 06:55 AM
I can't believe the world only had ten jokes between 1600 B.C. and 4/5th Century A.D..
tater
Aug 1st 2008, 07:02 AM
I can't believe the world only had ten jokes between 1600 B.C. and 4/5th Century A.D..
I can't believe one of them didn't have knock knock in it...or start out with a priest, a rabbi, and monk walk into a bar.
Cobra Commander
Aug 1st 2008, 07:18 AM
http://www.morethings.com/fan/monty_python/joke-warfare-monty-python-160.jpg
Roy Hobbs
Aug 1st 2008, 07:25 AM
My dog has no nose...
http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hitler.jpg
How does he smell?!
http://www.paperlessarchives.com/HitlerYouth5.jpg
AWFUL!!
http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Hitler11cx.jpg
Mighty Dyckerson
Aug 1st 2008, 07:27 AM
So that's where Prodouche Bag gets his material.
Lazlo Toth
Aug 1st 2008, 09:10 AM
Adam and Eve walk into a bar.
The serpent behind the bar sez "Have you tried the apple juice?"
Adams sez ....
Mr. Rugen
Aug 1st 2008, 09:23 AM
...now THAT'S a sticky situation.
kneedinthegroin
Aug 1st 2008, 09:32 AM
What no John McCain?
Kace
Aug 1st 2008, 09:39 AM
If true, then we'll need to turn this into a topic about the Dixie Chicks.
Mr. Rugen
Aug 1st 2008, 10:30 AM
In all fairness, the Dixie Chicks did say something on foreign soil about America and rednecks do get to decide when and where Americans are allowed to speak.
ISTHISTHINGON?
Aug 1st 2008, 10:56 AM
Holy crap. My stock in the comedy world just went up!:thumbsup:
Let me practice....
"AHEM. Me me meeee. Why can't we make cars out of the material used to make airplane blackboxes? Then I'd let my wife drive. OHHHHHHH! No seriously...Jesus Christ walks into a motel, hands the InnKeeper three nails and ask...'Could you put me up for the night?' Ohhhhhhhhh! No really, really, I'd say I'm going to HELL for that one...but I work in TV News...I'M ALREADY THERE! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Curtain Closes.:D
Pro
Aug 1st 2008, 11:31 AM
What, no "Aristocrats"? ;)
Sir Dropham Pants
Aug 1st 2008, 11:42 AM
"...and the room is full of milkmen. Some of whom are very old."
http://xbf.xanga.com/590846f6d9c3116698003/z12019484.jpg
Banned_Forever
Aug 1st 2008, 12:03 PM
Okay!
This Cave Woman with a baby Plesiosaurus on a leash
steps into a local Bar and sits down next to a Drunken
T-Rex.
The T-Rex wanting to check her out, spins around in
his chair, but loses his equilibrium and throws up all over
the baby Plesiosaurus.
The Cave Woman says, "Now! Look What You've Done!
You're making me Sick!"
And the T-Rex looks down at the floor and says, "How
Do You Think I Feel! - I Don't Remember Eating That
Thing!"
Roy Hobbs
Aug 2nd 2008, 04:35 PM
"...and then he said 'You can stay, but the Ferengi has to go!'"
http://www.wixiban.co.uk/images/ccg1e/promos/_datalaughing.jpg
sonorandesert
Aug 3rd 2008, 11:19 PM
5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC)
"Who's on first" comes to mind, really.
What's the deal with ox drivers?
Left side or right side of the trail. Pick one and run with it.
http://blogmunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/seinfeld.jpg