Job Opening (s)

[Bureau Chief]

We have lost two female anchors in the last two weeks. PM me for details if you are looking. I AM NOT THE ONE DOING THE HIRING...just so you know that up front.

[Consider This]

PM me for details if you are looking.

I'm not currently looking for them but I'll be glad to aid your efforts to locate these two lost anchors. Are we to PM you because you are coordinating the search? Did they wander off together or did they disappear in separate instances?

I'd also contact the local authorities about issuing an Amber Alert. While not technically children, they are television news anchors, the next best thing.

You're "NOT DOING THE HIRING"? The station is replacing them already? How pessimistic! I would think it's early to presume that they're dead. I realize that anchors as a species are quite helpless on their own but they usually have an innate ability to get people to do things for them. Attention seeking as they are, they're not liable to stay hidden for long. Keep looking. I'm sure they'll turn up.

Check the station's safety locks as well. If two anchors have figured them out already, more could stray if you're not careful.

[Another OMB]

Is there a large field nearby? Look for them there. They probably were told by the ND that he wants to see them "out in the field" more often, and they're just standing out there waiting to see what happens and why he wants them out there.

[FrontierMan]

Check your PMs, Chief!

[Clever Login Name]

I'm not currently looking for them but I'll be glad to aid your efforts to locate these two lost anchors. Are we to PM you because you are coordinating the search? Did they wander off together or did they disappear in separate instances?

I'd also contact the local authorities about issuing an Amber Alert. While not technically children, they are television news anchors, the next best thing.

You're "NOT DOING THE HIRING"? The station is replacing them already? How pessimistic! I would think it's early to presume that they're dead. I realize that anchors as a species are quite helpless on their own but they usually have an innate ability to get people to do things for them. Attention seeking as they are, they're not liable to stay hidden for long. Keep looking. I'm sure they'll turn up.

Check the station's safety locks as well. If two anchors have figured them out already, more could stray if you're not careful.

Nicely done, CT.

[Spike]

I AM NOT THE ONE DOING THE HIRING...just so you know that up front.

But are you their supervisor?

[Produce man]

Well, BTW, we are currently looking for a female 6 & 10 anchor. If interested, feel free to PM me.

As the OP stated, I am NOT in charge of hiring, but it would be nice to be producing a 2-anchor show again.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

I AM NOT THE ONE DOING THE HIRING...just so you know that up front.

You won't be the one doing the managing either, but I'm sure that won't stop you from meddling.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

...it would be nice to be producing a 2-anchor show again.

What, you don't have two sock puppets in your drawer?

[Bureau Chief]

You won't be the one doing the managing either, but I'm sure that won't stop you from meddling.


And what would YOU know about managing a newsroom? Unless you are referring to managing to get yourself FIRED from a newsroom. Which you have a history of.

Go back over to the openline side and let us adults get some work done ok little dick? Once again, I call for a rule to be enacted requiring PROOF that you actually work for a media firm in order to be given posting rights here. Dyke is actually working to distroy medialine..so I dont understand why the moderators tolerate your puss infested presense here. Hey I hear that McDonald's down at the Greenwood exit on 95 has a special employment program for mentally challenged citizens. Why not try applying there and take some of the load off of your wife for a change? Beats hanging around here with the normal people.

[Bureau Chief]

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[Produce man]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a206/mainstreetmarshall/Fart-Power.jpgThe funniest part is that Mighty Dickless is the cone...

[that's life]

I call for a rule to be enacted requiring PROOF that you actually work for a media firm in order to be given posting rights here.

Amen to that!



Dyke is actually working to distroy medialine.

PS- it's spelled "Destroy"... as in destruction or destroyer, like the battleship. I guess because that's what they are built to do... dismantle and destroy things. 20th Century History came in handy.

[The Mockingbird]

Oh, someone posted a funny picture from teh internets, they must be just as clever as teh picture...

[Mighty Dyckerson]

Unless you are referring to managing to get yourself FIRED from a newsroom. Which you have a history of.

LMAO!! And where exactly did you hear this little tidbit? I got out years ago - VOLUNTARILY - because I was sick of dealing with ego cases like yourself. I can now buy and sell you ten times over. Now go back to your scanner.

[wx or not]

I can now buy and sell you ten times over.
I doubt it. Medialine posters generally have little disposable income. (if they did, why would they be HERE?):whistle:

[that's life]

(if they did, why would they be HERE?):whistle:

They like to giggle.

[The Mockingbird]

Alas, you are correct, my disposable income is only about 24-hundred a month.