No Big Gulps Before Your Weathercast

[Wedge]

Or was it #2?

I apologize if this has been posted before, but it's the first time I've seen it. I guess he thought he could hold it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLZxBHvSdk

...but he was wrong.

Watch to the very end.

[Golfball_Size_Hail]

Wow :moon:

[rdale]

I got nauseous when he read the barometric pressure on-air too... It's bad enough to show it - God forbid someone actually spent 5 seconds reading it off...

[wx or not]

God bless this poor guy! I think he could have made i through until he said "there's a high pressure over..." and his psyche kept yelling "PEE PEE DANCE"

[Golfball_Size_Hail]

I've never had to pee that bad, but I guess he was grabbing the front and not the back.

[baldingwxguy]

God bless this poor guy! I think he could have made i through until he said "there's a high pressure over..." and his psyche kept yelling "PEE PEE DANCE"

Okay, first of all, if you have to go that bad, don't GRAB YOURSELF ON THE AIR! Back off the wall and pinch it off if you have to.:D Aside from that, I didn't like him reading everything on the screen to me. Hit the noteable stuff, but don't read me every number on the screen.

Rdale, what's your beef about pressure? I agree it isn't usually worth noting, but think of how many people have barometers in their house. It's something that's been a part of TV weather for...well, as long as there's been TV weather. Just about everyone loosely ties it to weather--At the very least they like to know if it's rising or falling. Just my opinion.

[Brick]

Okay, first of all, if you have to go that bad, don't GRAB YOURSELF ON THE AIR! Back off the wall and pinch it off if you have to.:D Aside from that, I didn't like him reading everything on the screen to me. Hit the noteable stuff, but don't read me every number on the screen.

Rdale, what's your beef about pressure? I agree it isn't usually worth noting, but think of how many people have barometers in their house. It's something that's been a part of TV weather for...well, as long as there's been TV weather. Just about everyone loosely ties it to weather--At the very least they like to know if it's rising or falling. Just my opinion.

...and lots of old people want to see it, whether or not we think they understand what it is. Don't deprive their knees and elbows of the air pressure reading.

[WXRULES]

I agree...wow!

Happened a couple of times to me to...

The show must go on. And if it can't, maybe you can abbreviate your weather as much as possible to make a quicker exit...

I also agree...NEVER grab yourself on air! Geez...

[wx or not]

I agree...wow!


The show must go on. And if it can't, maybe you can abbreviate your weather as much as possible to make a quicker exit...

I also agree...NEVER grab yourself on air! Geez...

...and that's why God invented Depends!

[Golfball_Size_Hail]

Ok, is this pee or pooh time?

I've never had to pee that bad, where I had to touch myself, especially if I'm at work with plenty of bathrooms nearby.

Now, a sh*t pain can come from no where and catch you off gaurd.

Pee or Pooh?

[sleet10]

Oh my, too bad he didn't have time to hit the head before airing. Weak bladder I guess. I have come close, but never to where it showed on air.

[wx or not]

I don't understand the question. Is this like paper or plastic? Briefs or boxers?

[Golfball_Size_Hail]

Is he having a pee pain, or pooh pain? Simple.

My guess is pooh.

[wx or not]

I'll go with pee. You can pinch off and tighten up on a #2, but you can't hide a #1. He grabbed several times and that just screams urine trouble!!!

[SevereClear]

The title says poo on YouTube...

[baldingwxguy]

I hate it when I get the urge during the morning show. I mean, there are hits every few minutes (meaning wx hits). There have been a few times that the live radio hit at 6:03 has been from a secret location. :moon: :D

[Kace]

He's seen running in the background and he forgot to turn off his mic, apparently.

[wx or not]

He's seen running in the background and he forgot to turn off his mic, apparently.

And there's the proof! Ever tried to run with the squirts?

[Golfball_Size_Hail]

oh boy!

[Kace]

Ever tried to run with the squirts?

The worst is when you're in that position and every step, you can hear a small flatulant sound.

[wx or not]

Ever dribbled on air?

[tvwxguy]

I laughed so hard, I nearly crapped my pants! Good thing I wasn't on-air at the time! :D

[rdale]

Rdale, what's your beef about pressure? I agree it isn't usually worth noting, but think of how many people have barometers in their house.

It's one thing to show it. I think we may have one graphic that has it that might see air every few weeks, but reading it off one digit at a time and then spending another 20 seconds on the almanac is killer...

[Brick]

It's one thing to show it. I think we may have one graphic that has it that might see air every few weeks, but reading it off one digit at a time and then spending another 20 seconds on the almanac is killer...
true dat.

BTW, one should be careful not to make too much fun of this fella lest you beg for karma to come calling. Having to go wee-wee or make mudpies while you're trying to make it through the weather is one of those wicked nightmares we hope never comes true...much like not being able to find your clothes and showing up to work naked.

[Fargin Icehole]

Definitely #2

Did anyone else catch that it was the Christmas forecast?

http://www.elfsar.com/prodimages/SouthParkDLXMrHankey.jpg
Howwwwwwwwwdy ho!

[Ping-Pong Ball]

I LMAO when the anchor & sports guy are talking and you see him run down the hallway of the newsroom in the background.

I feel for the guy, I missed a minute hit during the A block of the late news once because I was throwing up. I got called in the ND's office the next day and was told to never, EVER miss a hit again. I explained I was vomiting and was told, "to never, EVER miss a hit again. No reason is valid for not doing your job!" She was such a witch, I actually wished I had to urge to purge again in the future around the time of weather b/c I would've loved to have the opportunity to show her just how bad talking to Ralph on the air would be, but at least, she got the axe shortly after never-ever lecture.

[Fargin Icehole]

Years ago I was switching a sports segment....on my day off.....with a 104.1 temperature (don't ask). I was a few seconds late wiping to a scoreboard because I was violently throwing up in the corner of the control room.

After the show, the sports idiot has the nerve to read me the riot act because I was late with the scoreboard AFTER he knew I was throwing up ("made me look bad" blah, blah, blah).

I should have coughed in his fat face. Funny thing is this idiot is now occasionally doing sports breaks on the network level. What a tool.

[CyclonesWxMan]

...much like not being able to find your clothes and showing up to work naked.

If I had a dollar for every time I did that when interning...