"Anchorwoman" Station Promo

[wxmike]

Here we go...KYTX/CBS19 has rolled out the first promo pimping their new "Anchorwoman". Look for this disaster starting June 11th at 5pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGxVHgwJnBA

[Newbie1215]

What the hell?

[Pinkie]

Oh that's really scary.

[Sir Dropham Pants]

Dear Viewers,
We're desperate. Please watch our newscast. We'll beg if we have to.

Yours etc,

Ch.19

[WalMartNation]

If all she ever wanted to be was an anchor, she should've taken some classes, maybe got a degree, and sweated out the job market like the rest of most of us. Seriously, it wouldn't take years and years and years of experience to get a gig in Poopstain, Texas would it?

[facts]

She's coming. nice.

[Brooklyn]

Just in case the promo was too quick for you...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/3/37/Lauren_Jones_zzcclj4.jpg

:eek:

[Omega Man]

Is Ron Jeremey floor directing?

[Focker]

oy.

[kmfdmatt]

She's coming, eh? :rolleyes:

[Spike]

Tyler, TX just got a little less flat.

[sportzchick]

Oh... my.... god.

[Sir Dropham Pants]

Originally posted by Spike:
Tyler, TX just got a little less flat.:D

[cinehead]

What a lame promo. I mean if you're going to promote trash, at least put an effort behind it.

[ZuZu's Petals]

Originally posted by Brooklyn74:
Just in case the promo was too quick for you...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/3/37/Lauren_Jones_zzcclj4.jpg

:eek: poor things looks like she's going to swallow her boobs. or be choked by them.

[Lazlo Toth]

Henry! Hanry Tirebiter!

Coming, Mother.

[AlterEgo]

Don't be mean. They just need to get some extra money to replace the carpet that Stormy the Weather Mutt peed and pooped on.

[Sparky]

Now Natalie Maines has one more reason to be embarrassed that she's from Texas.

[KelvinHemholtz]

If she can read a string of sentences in any form or fashion, she'll be out of there in 6 months and on Inside Edition or one of those shows.... OR if she's REALLY a "serious journalist" - she'll be on a network affil in L.A. or NYC in about a year.

[Desert Rat]

Wow Lazlo!

I was beginning to think I was the only one who heard of that record.... smile.gif

Bravo!

Eat it....Eat it raw..That's the spirit we have here...

That promo is way too funny... smile.gif

[ May 29, 2007, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Desert Rat ]

[Lazlo Toth]

Originally posted by Desert Rat:
Wow Lazlo!

I was beginning to think I was the only one who heard of that record.... smile.gif

Bravo!

Eat it....Eat it raw..That's the spirit we have here...

That promo is way too funny... smile.gif I saw them on PBS in the past year or so. Like me, they got old but their humor didn't.

[Desert Rat]

Without a doubt, the best comedy album I've heard...

[Sultanosurf]

'Angry news reporter' on the same page is also a classic...

[Meow Meow]

OMG that's so awesome and so wrong in so many ways. Kudos to her, although I hope she understands that she is sooooooooo not a jounalist.

In other news, I think I'm getting fake boobs ASAP.

[Land Rover]

I saw the billboard on I-20 this past weekend and wondered what in the world they were talking about. Guess I know now. Go to the station's website and you could win dinner with her.

They also have "Stormy" the dog you can send email to.

[ May 30, 2007, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Land Rover ]

[Clever Login Name]

Originally posted by Meow Meow:

In other news, I think I'm getting fake boobs ASAP.If she inspires just one person, then it's all worth it.

[News Is Broken]

Meh. I don't find her all that attractive to be honest... she's one of those women that needs a few pounds of make-up and silicone to be "sexy". I'll pass.

[AlterEgo]

those bastards took it down yet again. they don't want anybody knowing about this stuff

[Sultanosurf]

Golly, I've never worked with a woman who's had 'work' done. Shocked, shocked I tell you...

[Lazlo Toth]

Somehow this reminds me of one of my favorite sayings:

Everyone has value, even if only as a bad example.

[Meow Meow]

In all fairness, why is SHE the bad example? She didn't do anything wrong. She had surgery to improve her looks. Lots of women do that.

[Spike]

Originally posted by Meow Meow:
She had surgery to improve her looks. If that's an improvement, I'd hate to see what she looked like before. Personally, I find her extremely unattractive.

[JoinUsForCake]

Originally posted by Meow Meow:
She had surgery to improve her looks. ...and you can tell.

[chuckbrown]

Are we positive that these are "after-market"?

[Ralphie the buffalo]

It's a reality show.

"ANCHORWOMAN is created and executive-produced by Brian Gadinsky (“American Idol,” “Mr. Personality,” “America’s Most Wanted”)."

http://www.fox.com/programming/new/anchorwoman.htm

[Tape Jam]

If this is reality TV...when and where can all of us outside of Texas watch? Anyone know?

[Produce man]

I'm sure someone will provide it for us on Youtube.

[cinehead]

Originally posted by Tape Jam:
If this is reality TV...when and where can all of us outside of Texas watch? Anyone know?Well, according to Ralphie's post, it looks like it will be on Fox.

[Meow Meow]

Fox: 'Anchorwoman' on air

Television – Fox has ordered six episodes of the hybrid comedy "Anchorwoman. "The Fox 21 project is a mix of a reality and scripted elements that centers on a supermodel who settles down in a southern Texas town and becomes an anchorwoman for the local news. This show is for the Fall line up.

More:

More info about the show, Quotes from the GM etc. (http://www.unclebarky.com/abovethefold_files/84f9d3686b264b8e61ecfb6957f4cac6-359.html)

[Focker]

Honestly, I don't know what to think here after reading that story. From the pics, the GM looks like he's about 10 years behind the fashion times (though I'm no fashion maven myself)...just doesn't look like a GM, I don't know. And I think the "pioneering" reporter might be the token representative of us actual journalists. And check out the pic of the station dog at the end...cracked me up!

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...so I went onto the station's bio page (http://www.cbs19.tv/newsteam.php)...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...and actually moved the pointer onto the picture of the dog at the top left corner....AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It really barks at you!!!! Can't stop laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I know it's not that funny, but it's Friday afternonn. :D

[ June 01, 2007, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: Focker ]

[Newbie1215]

Is it just me or does that billboard look a little pornographic?

Like I said - it could be "just me".

[Rosenblum]

Lazlo,
Wasn't it Georgie Tirebiter?
(He's a guy and a girl delighter)
Georgie Tirebiter
Just a student like you..

(or had I done one too many to remember?)

[Ralphie the buffalo]

Don't you have some disciples to program?
Errrrrr, I mean students to teach?
Or is it peasants to arm?

[Pinkie]

I'd be interested to hear what her future coworkers have to say about all this... because if it were me, I'd be trying to get out of a shop like that, ASAP.

[Rosenblum]

Hey Ralphie,
I just mixed up a big batch of Kool-Aid... want some?

[Max Schumacher]

I think you guys are talking about PORGIE Tirebiter...if you're looking for the captain of the ringball team, you can bet he won't be there...

And that Tyler station already has a vacuous blonde former beauty queen anchor. Who needs another?

[Ralphie the buffalo]

Originally posted by Rosenblum:
Hey Ralphie,
I just mixed up a big batch of Kool-Aid... want some?Like Jones, I believe you are fascinated with how you can manipulate people.

But, we digress.

Let's get back to the anchor hottie with the big tatas.

[Rosenblum]

Max! You are right.... Porgie!

"Porgie, you're a white man. You've got to help us!"

[chuckbrown]

Originally posted by Max Schumacher:
that Tyler station already has a vacuous blonde former beauty queen anchor. Who needs another?vacuous?

Do you know her personally to make this judgement?